New Owner

[ShipsDog]

I'm fed up with my current owner who won't let me chase foxes any more and I want a new one. Do you deserve me? I'm a yachtmastcur and there's nothing I like more than a bone in my teeth!

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[Evadne]

I can't say your hobbies recommend you, but I'm looking for someone who can climb the mast for me. Can you get to the top or is it only as far as the hounds?

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[StugeronSteve]

As a "yacht mast cur" he should be able to shin his way up yer stick in no time.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[Evadne]

As long as he doesn't wee up it as well.

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[StugeronSteve]

Fraid that will be obligatory. Might put the b*****d starlings off for a while though.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[bob_tyler]

Would rot a wooden one in no time!

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