LittleSister
Well-Known Member
In the light of the recent news (see below)
METHOD 1. Get all in your sailing club to let off their old flares at the club at the same time. When the coastguard or police arrive, tells them it was them pesky local scallywags.
If you can't keep a straight face for that, or would rather not tell a lie, then
METHOD 2 may suit - Tell said scallywags where the flares are and then make yourself scarce. (P.S. with Method 2 maybe make sure your insurance is in order first.)
"Flares stolen in Sussex and Gwynedd
Police are hunting vandals who stole and set off emergency flares in Littlehampton. The flares were taken last week from six boats on hard standings at Arun Yacht Club, and reports of their being set off resulted in Coastguards being called out and Littlehampton lifeboat crew put on standby.
The incident happened just a few days after thieves broke in to nine boats in Dickies Boatyard in Bangor and removed a variety of flares and an Ikaros parachute rocket. Police have warned anyone coming across these flares to be extremely careful, and for anyone with information on either theft to contact Crimestoppers on 0800 555111.
Motor Boats Monthly, 12 January 2009"
Wish I could get someone to steal my old flares!
METHOD 1. Get all in your sailing club to let off their old flares at the club at the same time. When the coastguard or police arrive, tells them it was them pesky local scallywags.
If you can't keep a straight face for that, or would rather not tell a lie, then
METHOD 2 may suit - Tell said scallywags where the flares are and then make yourself scarce. (P.S. with Method 2 maybe make sure your insurance is in order first.)
"Flares stolen in Sussex and Gwynedd
Police are hunting vandals who stole and set off emergency flares in Littlehampton. The flares were taken last week from six boats on hard standings at Arun Yacht Club, and reports of their being set off resulted in Coastguards being called out and Littlehampton lifeboat crew put on standby.
The incident happened just a few days after thieves broke in to nine boats in Dickies Boatyard in Bangor and removed a variety of flares and an Ikaros parachute rocket. Police have warned anyone coming across these flares to be extremely careful, and for anyone with information on either theft to contact Crimestoppers on 0800 555111.
Motor Boats Monthly, 12 January 2009"
Wish I could get someone to steal my old flares!