New Boat's In The Bag

[epervier]

Got another email,

Do these people really believe anyone will answer?


Dear Beloved,

My name is AHMED HASSAN a merchant in Dubai,in the U.A.E. I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal cancer for many year now.
The last of my money which no one knows of is
the huge cash deposit of Twenty One million dollars $21,000,000,00 that I
have with a finance Company abroad.I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations in your country.

NOTE; IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU REPLY THROUGH MY PRIVATE

mrahmed.hassan001@gmail.com

Yours Sincerely
Mr. Ahmed Hassan.

 

[AdeOlly]

Whenever I check the junk email folder on my mail server there literally dozens of these, all along broadly similar lines. None of them are remotely believable, but presumably they must get the odd 'bite'....

 

[Robert Wilson]

Sounds like a thoroughly decent type of person, poor thing.

Please contact him on my behalf, do all the negotiations and I'll give you a 10% cut.......................:encouragement:

 

[Jegs]

Got another email,

Do these people really believe anyone will answer?


Dear Beloved,

My name is AHMED HASSAN a merchant in Dubai,in the U.A.E. I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal cancer for many year now.
The last of my money which no one knows of is
the huge cash deposit of Twenty One million dollars $21,000,000,00 that I
have with a finance Company abroad.I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations in your country.

NOTE; IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU REPLY THROUGH MY PRIVATE

mrahmed.hassan001@gmail.com

Yours Sincerely
Mr. Ahmed Hassan.

Epervier, in return for a payment of 100,000 USD I could offer you some advice on this matter.


Look forward to hearing from you.

John G

 

[Andy Bav]

Congratulations !

I thought I was clever once and responded on "no uncertain terms" to a similar e.mail and felt quite pleased with myself until I got a phone call from aol telling me they were cutting me off as I was breaching their terms of service by sending 1000 e.mails a minute...

419eater.com is quite a good site to while away a lunchtime tho'

 

[epervier]

Congratulations !

I thought I was clever once and responded on "no uncertain terms" to a similar e.mail and felt quite pleased with myself until I got a phone call from aol telling me they were cutting me off as I was breaching their terms of service by sending 1000 e.mails a minute...

419eater.com is quite a good site to while away a lunchtime tho'

The monk who ran off to the circus, with the spammers 80 dollars was a hoot, but very long winded, they got to spend a lot of time toing and froing emails, although the photos of him with his clown friends worth it. The Tale of The Painted Breast, http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh5.htm

 

[Ripster]

Epervier, in return for a payment of 100,000 USD I could offer you some advice on this matter.


Look forward to hearing from you.

John G

That is outrageous, you are clearly trying to rip him off.

I can offer the advice for less than $50,000 (deposited in advance in my account in Caymans).

 

[Jegs]

That is outrageous, you are clearly trying to rip him off.

I can offer the advice for less than $50,000 (deposited in advance in my account in Caymans).

Oh for heavens sake, if you'd contacted me we could have had $50,000 each.

John G

 

[Jegs]

Second thoughts, do you mean that the boat's @ Salcombe?

John G