"Think I might just half-inch this nice bit of bendy piping, now the boys' backs are turned 'n' all. It'll be all the rage in Emsworth in a couple of weeks..."
Actually, after reading your other thread re your new captainette I understand that the photo is just you getting all the salvage equipment on board in anticipation.
Excessive consumption of Viagra tends to cause this embarassing side effect. The hand approaching your nether region is obviously unaware of the interesting new location.