One assumes you had the gorgeous Madame with you .... any other crew you would have chucked out to push and kept your own feet dry, I suspect !!
Then you'd have been wrong,sadly just a bunch of lads & as we swept down the side of that gin palace (people sitting around enjoying the evening,glasses in hand) our boom sheared off their railings like match sticks as the boat swept along the side.Nothing the combined strength of about half a dozen people could do would stop it.(I might have considered pretending that I was'nt the skipper