Mythical Highland Creature

[Twister_Ken]

Half man/half dog glimpsed on the shores of Loch Melfort

According to the Dunreekie and Inverapenny Courier shocked yachtsperson Claymore McFishery was leaving the Duchess of Argyll's Arms when he spied the weird creature, and captured its likeness on a camera phone he'd borrowed from a young friend several months earlier.

"I fell tae ma knees in horror," he told our reporter, Bridie Bannockburn. "Thur it wuz, looking like ra Bonny Prince Charlie Saxe-Coburg, but wi' a wee doggie growing frae its right tit. I ast if it wuz OK. All it sed wuz it wuz waiting for Jimi, coz they wuz consenting adults an planning tae try a bit more genetic engineering tae see if they could produce the pairfect ship's dog. Man, I scrambled awa frae there at warp speed, and back intae the Duchess's Arms. By the time I got Wee Charlie Kennedy tae come oot and tak a look, it hud vanished. "

At this point Mr McFishery made an indecent suggestion to our reporter, who left after a short struggle.

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[Ohdrat]

here's one I shot earlier..

This is him stuffed.. I intend to use him as a coat stand

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[Twister_Ken]

He must have shot up, the way he's outgrown his breeks.

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[ChrisE]

Another mythical highland object

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[Olly]

How much did they pay him to wear that sweater?

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[jimi]

Ohdrat & weekend Julie converse

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[BrendanS]

They must have blackmailed him!!!! No amount of money could bribe a man to wear something that hideous!

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[Ohdrat]

That's very tallented of you Jimi.. seeing 100 years into the future.. but which is which?

It is nice to know what the future fashions will be.. somehow I thought that space age highland attire might be more a cross between Brigadoon and Star Trek but I'm obviously wrong on that count!

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[jimi]

this yin

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[Crewgirl]

Didn't realise you subscribed to Highlander's Knitting Weekly....

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[tome]

I remember it well. It was chilly whilst we were queueing outside Dr McPhersons Clinic for the Sexually Transgenderables and I remember you tried to nick my pom-pom whilst travelling back on the number 73. You didn't seem to feel the cold so much, and took umbrage when I suggested you had more bulk than I.

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[Twister_Ken]

Bad case of Redex.nm

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Sexually Transgenderable???

moi???? Somehow I imagined week end Julie in something a little more glamourous.. white stillettos perhaps?? But a pom pom? this is really profuoundly trashing your star turn appeal.. I mean yesterday you were picking up awards and now you're wearing pom poms? can you post a piccy?

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[tome]

Re: Sexually Transgenderable???

I have some pictures of the awards, but neither Renee Zelwegger nor I look good with all those tears and mascara all over the place so we're keeping them to ourselves.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Sexually Transgenderable???

I take it from these posts that Weekend Julie is becoming more a Full Time Julie then?

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[tome]

Re: Sexually Transgenderable???

No way. During the week I'm a rough, tough oil and gas man. I can even read a map the right way up.

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[Bejasus]

Och we never like using ony o' thon anglified crap, were goan tae be usin these

in ra future when yous yins frae below ra border gang tae usin that euro crap.

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[jimi]

Butch Oil & Gas bitch

Presume that's baby oil and harmony hair spray?

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[ParaHandy]

Talking cauliflowers ...

Herewith pic of Randy McBigOne holding another mythical creature seen in the Kilmelford area ...

I have a similar object in my hands and have attempted communication with it but all it says is "git yer paws aff ma airse" .....

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[Bejasus]

Re: Talking cauliflowers ...

Haud me back, that sounds jist like mah ex-wife.

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