My new project... MFV Elizmor

[zzyyxx]

Or perhaps she could just forget the boat altogether and live in the crane?

Don't think it'd float very well.

I was saying just the other day that Glasgow's Finnieston crane would make a fun boutique hotel..

 

[JumbleDuck]

Don't think it'd float very well.

Bites tongue, says nothing.

 

[The Dogs Pollacks Brother]

Go on Jumble...you know you want to!

 

[Lakesailor]

Bites tongue, says nothing.

Something a long the lines of it depends how long the crane has been out of the water?

 

[JumbleDuck]

Go on Jumble...you know you want to!

No, absolutely not. I'm staying out. Just like Elizmor.

Dammit.

 

[JumbleDuck]

Something a long the lines of it depends how long the crane has been out of the water?

Meanwhile, here's a picture or a low-loader with a crane on it.

 

[zzyyxx]

Meanwhile, here's a picture or a low-loader with a crane on it.

I see your crane and low loader and raise you four cranes, a low loader and a boat:-

 

[The Dogs Pollacks Brother]

I only have a picture of a crane building my concrete plant sorry.....but hey...its a crane!

 

[JumbleDuck]

I see your crane and low loader and raise you four cranes, a low loader and a boat:-

You can put boats on low loaders? Hey, that gives me an idea!

 

[Searush]

I only have a picture of a crane building my concrete plant sorry.....but hey...its a crane!View attachment 40249

Did it ever grow, your concrete plant? I don't see any green shoots.

 

[fisherman]

You can put boats on low loaders? Hey, that gives me an idea!

And you can use four cranes reducing the ground loading.....it's deja vous all over again!

 

[Blueboatman]

Don't worry, now that local councils cannot impede fracking, just wait for the "Preston Ground Survey" to indicate a ''strong likelihood' of gas shale reserves.

They'll be queuing up to move ol Elizamor for free

 

[JumbleDuck]

And now for something completely different

A high-loader!

 

[MrB]

A high-loader!

Got any "Top loaders" or is that LS's department lol :encouragement:

 

[Lakesailor]

And you can use four cranes reducing the ground loading.....it's deja vous all over again!

Just make sure you're filming when the four cranes try to swing her around and into the drink.

 

[fisherman]

Just make sure you're filming when the four cranes try to swing her around and into the drink.

Ha ha yes, see my previous post when I said 'two cranes are a nightmare'...........

 

[Blueboatman]

All far too complicated
As Archimedes said, give me a pivot strong enough and a place to stand , a lever long enough and I will lift the world.
Next.

 

[James_Calvert]

Just make sure you're filming when the four cranes try to swing her around and into the drink.

Easy, one on each arm, one on each leg...

back..

forward...

weeee...

splash.

 

[MrB]

Meanwhile, here's a picture or a low-loader with a crane on it.

You could just push it in with that lol. :encouragement:

 

[Blueboatman]

Them Medieval Prestonites would have knocked up a simple trebuchet: Wheee, Splash! And crack open the mead.