byron
RIP
I shall spend today stopping every child I see and telling them there is no Father Christmas. Hopefully if they are with their dad I shall sow doubt in his mind by saying the kid doesn't look like them but does look like the Milkman. If with the Mum I will politely ask if her husband is cured of the STD he picked up. If the child is alone I shall ask to see their Xmas toy and surreptitiously break it.
Xmas is such fun.
Xmas is such fun.