Major Catastrophe
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Why Haydn pretends Meekatharra is called Mucky Farter.
The diner decided to order a light beer.
The diner decided to order a light beer.
Mucky Farter
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LittleShip
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H will tell you it was for Henry.......
Tom
Major Catastrophe
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Tom, the heights of Little Ship were above the snow line this morning.
hlb
RIP
Mucky Farter was named by Coliholic, not by me.
I just thought it had a nice ring about it.
I just thought it had a nice ring about it.
Major Catastrophe
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I know, but it is not as funny as my version.
AndieMac
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Tom, the heights of Little Ship were above the snow line this morning.
A cosy shot Tom...........frozen snot and frozen splinters......
Major Catastrophe
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A general view:
I went up to the lake at Llanberis yesterday. Was surprised that the tourist attractions were quite busy, but the lake wasn't. RAF rescue seemed to be running a shuttle service plucking the idiots off the mountains.
I went up to the lake at Llanberis yesterday. Was surprised that the tourist attractions were quite busy, but the lake wasn't. RAF rescue seemed to be running a shuttle service plucking the idiots off the mountains.
old_salt
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A general view:
It looks like some Drunken old Fart has been riding a Bicycle along there.
None the less a lovely spot to spend your Chrisy, Have a good one Major.
Major Catastrophe
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It looks like some Drunken old Fart has been riding a Bicycle along there.
None the less a lovely spot to spend your Chrisy, Have a good one Major.
Well spotted. The bicycle tracks are mine.
Spending Christmas in Southport.
Just been shopping in Caernarfon. Free parking for Christmas week and the place was still empty. If they made it free parking all the time, then maybe people would shop there all year.
Searush
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They might if anybody could find their way round the new 1-way system to the car parks. I trust Sea Rush was behaving herself in the river there?
Major Catastrophe
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I worked out that if you are coming from Morrisons take the roundabout under the flyover and take the third exit straight into the multistory. Today they were allowing free parking even on the square.
Didn't get a chance to check Sea Rush.
hlb
RIP
I think it's time MF had her own forum, she's far more popular than half the forums on here. Even the marina staff, where ever we go, recognise her. We only go in the marina office about three times a year. But straight away it's Mucky Farter, before we open our gobs. It was the same in the West Country. In Plymouth, when ever she was around. They sent out, the fire boat, the life boat and even a few battle ships, just to welcome her in. Even got a 21 gun salute, but most of them missed.
Anyway an update. Mucky Farters bog seems mended. (For the time being). The horrible scaring down the port side, seems to have been caused by loosing her port bow fender, But it's all come off with the world famous MFIBRI. Kwackers was appointed MF scrubber and was suitably impressed. It's even taken out the gouges he said.
We delivered back to the car today, the refuelers for the infight refueler. Debs got a bit of a stare from the staff, with eight large cans in her trolly.
The folk that said a Status TV ariel was the bee's knees want stringing up, or keel hauling, it dont work. The lack of electric power was not helped by putting 100 KW card into the wrong electric slot. I see Henry has a new pre Christmas gift, and Debs has about three new hats. We seem to have fairy lights as well.
Oh and the marina staff said she could go back home in about ten minutes. But maybe tomorrow!!
Anyway an update. Mucky Farters bog seems mended. (For the time being). The horrible scaring down the port side, seems to have been caused by loosing her port bow fender, But it's all come off with the world famous MFIBRI. Kwackers was appointed MF scrubber and was suitably impressed. It's even taken out the gouges he said.
We delivered back to the car today, the refuelers for the infight refueler. Debs got a bit of a stare from the staff, with eight large cans in her trolly.
The folk that said a Status TV ariel was the bee's knees want stringing up, or keel hauling, it dont work. The lack of electric power was not helped by putting 100 KW card into the wrong electric slot. I see Henry has a new pre Christmas gift, and Debs has about three new hats. We seem to have fairy lights as well.
Oh and the marina staff said she could go back home in about ten minutes. But maybe tomorrow!!
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Kawasaki
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A general view:
It looks like some Drunken old Fart has been riding a Bicycle along there.
Cyclists along there are not too bad, inebriated or sober.
'One' has been seen on the pontoons in the Council Estae.
Playing with His ding a ling.
Bloody frightening.
Well scared the living daylights outa me tother day!
Was thinking of procuring/ securing an ASBO
'All Senior Bikers Out!'
hlb
RIP
Mucky Farters Past.
Located approximately 500 kilometres inland from Geraldton, Meekatharra is at the centre of a treacle mining and sheep district. The area has many old worked out treacle mines and old machinery relics.
This old treacle mining area abounds with remnants of its historical past. First settled by prospectors in 1896, mining still continues today on a small scale. A visit to the ghost towns of Peak Hill and Nannine is a must for the visitor, where the ruins and old treacle mines can be explored.
A new addition to Meekatharra’s tourism attractions, the Meeka Rangelands Discovery Trail winds around Meekatharra Creek and includes a look out from which a “superpit” mine and the ship of Meekatharra can be viewed. Interpretive signage along the trail features information relating to Meekatharra’s Indigenous and settlement history.
Visit the Royal Flying Mucky Farter Service, enjoy a video presentation of the Royal Flying Mucky Farter Service operation and you can listen to 'School of Mucky Farter. The State Battery stands proudly along Meekatharra Creek with other interesting relics from Meekatharra’s treacle mining past.
Visit the 25 Mile Well located 40 kilometres north of Meekatharra on the Great Northern Highway. During 1976, the Meekatharra Lions Club restored the treacle well as a tribute to Mucky Farter who passed that way quite a few times through the years.
Meekatharra, a place with little water. Who would venture there.
Located approximately 500 kilometres inland from Geraldton, Meekatharra is at the centre of a treacle mining and sheep district. The area has many old worked out treacle mines and old machinery relics.
This old treacle mining area abounds with remnants of its historical past. First settled by prospectors in 1896, mining still continues today on a small scale. A visit to the ghost towns of Peak Hill and Nannine is a must for the visitor, where the ruins and old treacle mines can be explored.
A new addition to Meekatharra’s tourism attractions, the Meeka Rangelands Discovery Trail winds around Meekatharra Creek and includes a look out from which a “superpit” mine and the ship of Meekatharra can be viewed. Interpretive signage along the trail features information relating to Meekatharra’s Indigenous and settlement history.
Visit the Royal Flying Mucky Farter Service, enjoy a video presentation of the Royal Flying Mucky Farter Service operation and you can listen to 'School of Mucky Farter. The State Battery stands proudly along Meekatharra Creek with other interesting relics from Meekatharra’s treacle mining past.
Visit the 25 Mile Well located 40 kilometres north of Meekatharra on the Great Northern Highway. During 1976, the Meekatharra Lions Club restored the treacle well as a tribute to Mucky Farter who passed that way quite a few times through the years.
Meekatharra, a place with little water. Who would venture there.
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Major Catastrophe
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University of Meekatharra faculty rules:
Rule 1. No poofters.
Rule 2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abbos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone looking.
Rule 3. No poofters.
Rule 4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
Rule 5. No poofters.
Rule 6. There is no... rule six.
Rule 7. No poofters.
Rule 1. No poofters.
Rule 2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abbos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone looking.
Rule 3. No poofters.
Rule 4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
Rule 5. No poofters.
Rule 6. There is no... rule six.
Rule 7. No poofters.
Kawasaki
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Mucky Farters Past
This old treacle mining area abounds with remnants of its historical past.
I think I have been in contact with some of those remnants of late
Meekatharra, a place with little water.
No but plenty of (strange smelling) fluid knockin about below
Who would venture there.
Dunno.
Probably av to get a real Thick Celt type.
Miner type yer know the type.
Thick skinned, scruffy sort of individual.
Bit daft in the ed type.
Edward Longshanks drove most to a wild corner of Anglesey.
There is still a Family of them there
Searush
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Longshanks? That's recent history, he built the Royal Welsh Clubhouse, doncha know?
I thought you lot were chased into the dark corners of Anglesey 1200 years earlier by Suetonius Paulinus. I reckon you were just creeping out of the woodwork when Eddy 1 chased you back again.
I suppose 900 years on again, you are just starting to slyly peep out & that's why we are having all this trouble, Just watch out, Charlie 3 may come after you once his grandkids have finished in Afghanistan. They would probably enjoy a bit of rain & greenery in another god forsaken part of the world.
Or they could invade Liverpool . . .
I thought you lot were chased into the dark corners of Anglesey 1200 years earlier by Suetonius Paulinus. I reckon you were just creeping out of the woodwork when Eddy 1 chased you back again.
I suppose 900 years on again, you are just starting to slyly peep out & that's why we are having all this trouble, Just watch out, Charlie 3 may come after you once his grandkids have finished in Afghanistan. They would probably enjoy a bit of rain & greenery in another god forsaken part of the world.
Or they could invade Liverpool . . .
Kawasaki
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Longshanks? That's recent history, he built the Royal Welsh Clubhouse, doncha know?
What a very very nice man!
I thought you lot were chased into the dark corners of Anglesey 1200 years earlier by Suetonius Paulinus.
One of His 'line' haunts us still in the Lounge I reckon mostly
PaulinusB.
Or they could invade Liverpool . . .
Not much point in that
No hubcaps left
Unless they came by DUCKW
Then again, few spares could go missing round the Albert dock area
Nice though, what Longshanks did
Built all these castley thinghies which we can charge the English to look at
'Ching Ching'
Chin Chin
Old Boy
AndieMac
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Nasty piece of work that Edward Longshanks......didn't he start the William Wallace thing up north?
Major...Did you see the film "Priscilla, queen of the desert"? very funny, and really highlights the 'no poofter' mentality in the remote outback.
Major...Did you see the film "Priscilla, queen of the desert"? very funny, and really highlights the 'no poofter' mentality in the remote outback.
Major Catastrophe
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Terence Stamp's finest moment.
I believe Sydney hosts the biggest gay Mardi Gras in the southern hemisphere, but once over the Blue Mountains homosexuality is virtually unheard off.
I expect there are a lot of closets in those country towns though.
