Kawasaki
Well-Known Member
The call came.
I know, I shouldn't have answered, I knew the No.
But, the Christian in Me knew I had to help one way or another.
Well , suppose at the End of The Day, it might help me get through those Pearly Gates.
Now, for those that don't know, there is History here ref MF's bog.
It has exploded, it has done 'stuff' to , well probably accelerate G Warming.
Caused an uplift in sanitation sales, despite the recession, in places as far flung as Plymouth and Anglesey!
But I did answer
' Me bog don't work proper like, I think Me sewer (holding tank) is blocked'
'Can yer fix me sewer?
'Oh ****e' I thought.
'ERR Yep, ok then (well? tiss a recession) I,ll have a do'.
Told swmbo, not to see me at all on Friday.
And maybe to stay away Saturday and Sunday too.
She asked why.
I told Her I was gonna clean MF's bog thinghy out.
She said, strange really cos She never stays much with Her Mum.
'I,ll see ya Tuesday'
So -- the tank was well bunged.
Well -- two grown men groaned whilst trying to lift it.
Well ,not so mutch the weight but the aroma.
First a plan was hatched.
To cut a hole in and dig the 'stuff' out.
To empty what was not solid into MF's bilge.
To hire a Crane, cut a hole in the flybridge and saloon roof and get the Shiot tank out that way!
In the end, a Crane was too dear, plus the Firm did not have insurance that would cover a Major Incident should things go pear shaped.
Actually if things had of gone pear shaped the tank might never have got blocked in the first place!
Cutting a hole was not considered the thing to do.
Cos the 'Things' that had been done worried us
So removal and cleaning etc was the thing to do we thought
'We' as in an Army of volunteers I had organised.
12 Volunteers turned up at 08.30 hours on said Day
Anyway, we explained the job to the Volunteers at the morning briefing.
Which left just Me and Terry to sort it
Carpets were removed and hatches and stuff.
Then We saw the Sewer.
Well , we kinda sniffed it first
Terry mentioned He had done a job with the Venerable 'Blaster Bates' years ago and 'DeJa View' was in His mind.
Blaster was famous for blowing up sess pits and the like
Part 2 later!
I know, I shouldn't have answered, I knew the No.
But, the Christian in Me knew I had to help one way or another.
Well , suppose at the End of The Day, it might help me get through those Pearly Gates.
Now, for those that don't know, there is History here ref MF's bog.
It has exploded, it has done 'stuff' to , well probably accelerate G Warming.
Caused an uplift in sanitation sales, despite the recession, in places as far flung as Plymouth and Anglesey!
But I did answer
' Me bog don't work proper like, I think Me sewer (holding tank) is blocked'
'Can yer fix me sewer?
'Oh ****e' I thought.
'ERR Yep, ok then (well? tiss a recession) I,ll have a do'.
Told swmbo, not to see me at all on Friday.
And maybe to stay away Saturday and Sunday too.
She asked why.
I told Her I was gonna clean MF's bog thinghy out.
She said, strange really cos She never stays much with Her Mum.
'I,ll see ya Tuesday'
So -- the tank was well bunged.
Well -- two grown men groaned whilst trying to lift it.
Well ,not so mutch the weight but the aroma.
First a plan was hatched.
To cut a hole in and dig the 'stuff' out.
To empty what was not solid into MF's bilge.
To hire a Crane, cut a hole in the flybridge and saloon roof and get the Shiot tank out that way!
In the end, a Crane was too dear, plus the Firm did not have insurance that would cover a Major Incident should things go pear shaped.
Actually if things had of gone pear shaped the tank might never have got blocked in the first place!
Cutting a hole was not considered the thing to do.
Cos the 'Things' that had been done worried us
So removal and cleaning etc was the thing to do we thought
'We' as in an Army of volunteers I had organised.
12 Volunteers turned up at 08.30 hours on said Day
Anyway, we explained the job to the Volunteers at the morning briefing.
Which left just Me and Terry to sort it
Carpets were removed and hatches and stuff.
Then We saw the Sewer.
Well , we kinda sniffed it first
Terry mentioned He had done a job with the Venerable 'Blaster Bates' years ago and 'DeJa View' was in His mind.
Blaster was famous for blowing up sess pits and the like
Part 2 later!
