Muckey Farter's Sewer (bog) Saga, Part 1

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The call came.
I know, I shouldn't have answered, I knew the No.
But, the Christian in Me knew I had to help one way or another.
Well , suppose at the End of The Day, it might help me get through those Pearly Gates.

Now, for those that don't know, there is History here ref MF's bog.
It has exploded, it has done 'stuff' to , well probably accelerate G Warming.
Caused an uplift in sanitation sales, despite the recession, in places as far flung as Plymouth and Anglesey!

But I did answer:mad:

' Me bog don't work proper like, I think Me sewer (holding tank) is blocked':eek:
'Can yer fix me sewer?

'Oh ****e' I thought.
'ERR Yep, ok then (well? tiss a recession) I,ll have a do'.

Told swmbo, not to see me at all on Friday.
And maybe to stay away Saturday and Sunday too.

She asked why.
I told Her I was gonna clean MF's bog thinghy out.
She said, strange really cos She never stays much with Her Mum.

'I,ll see ya Tuesday':confused:

So -- the tank was well bunged.
Well -- two grown men groaned whilst trying to lift it.
Well ,not so mutch the weight but the aroma.:eek:

First a plan was hatched.
To cut a hole in and dig the 'stuff' out.
To empty what was not solid into MF's bilge.
To hire a Crane, cut a hole in the flybridge and saloon roof and get the Shiot tank out that way!

In the end, a Crane was too dear, plus the Firm did not have insurance that would cover a Major Incident should things go pear shaped.
Actually if things had of gone pear shaped the tank might never have got blocked in the first place!

Cutting a hole was not considered the thing to do.
Cos the 'Things' that had been done worried us:eek:

So removal and cleaning etc was the thing to do we thought

'We' as in an Army of volunteers I had organised.

12 Volunteers turned up at 08.30 hours on said Day
Anyway, we explained the job to the Volunteers at the morning briefing.

Which left just Me and Terry to sort it:)

Carpets were removed and hatches and stuff.
Then We saw the Sewer.
Well , we kinda sniffed it first:eek:

Terry mentioned He had done a job with the Venerable 'Blaster Bates' years ago and 'DeJa View' was in His mind.

Blaster was famous for blowing up sess pits and the like:eek:

Part 2 later!
 
I await part 2 with bated breath and I too remember blaster bates!! The cess pit saga is still in my mind, I'm sitting here chortling right now!!
 
Bring it on, I'm still suffering with a bad back. But knew MF would make it interesting. MF likes to catch folk out, it never will be simple. So the continuing story of MF's bog will not be simple, or maybe not.
 
I posted elsewhere, that this could be a disaster awaiting somewhere to happen!!

How are you proposing to dispose of the nuclear waste this "sewer" so obviously contains Hmmmmm????
I suppose you could ship it up the coast to sellafield, although I think you might have greenpeace to deal with.
The navy might be interested, for use as a diabolical biological weapon of mass destruction!
Or the army for toxic waste disposal training for when they find Saddams WMD stockpile.
I know you used to frequent the middle east in your "trucker" days are you sure you didnt bring this stuff home with you to help out yer old buddy Saddam?? Hmmmm?
Of coyurse you could claim you are inoccent, but who will believe you!
There will be a knock on the door shortly!!
I reckon there's summat a'lurkin' in that tank, that may or may not be from a human!
Alls I know, I'm glad I'm in Holland, mind you the stench could reach this far, the winds blowing this way!
Could be another chernobyl!! Maybe's even worserer!
 
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