Movie Boat Quotes

[Sundays_Child]

Here's a couple I like...

Arthur: Have you ever been on a yacht?
Linda: No, is it wonderful?
Arthur: It doesn't suck.

and


Captain Jack Sparrow: That's what a ship is, you know, it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs. But what a ship is,... really is, is freedom.

 

[lovezoo]

Most appropriate for this forum, is from Jaws:

Brody: "You're gonna need a bigger boat. "

 

[Sundays_Child]

Homer Simpson: Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!

 

[Sundays_Child]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Hi. This is your captain speaking. Welcome to the glass-bottom boat ride at the world famous Trenton Tar Pits. I just want to let you know I'm a convicted sex offender.
Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Oh-no, ladies and gentlemen, now we're being attacked. Look to your left over the Tarboard side. Giant microscopic Tar Monsters.
Frylock: There ain't nothin' over here but tar and a condom wrapper. This is gross.
[after faking fighting off Tar-Monsters] Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: OK, I'm back, and we're safe, ladies and gentlemen. They won't be bothering us any more. I chased them off with my nudity.
[pause]
Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Does that arouse anyone down there?
Meatwad: What does that mean?
Frylock: It means we're gonna get off this boat right now.
Meatwad: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?
Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: OK, and we've docked, and I feel a little sexy. Who down there wants to meet the captain and feel sexy with him?

 

[Sundays_Child]

Danger Bay

Jonah Roberts: So what are we going to do with the money?
Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts: I thought we could pay off the mortgage and buy some savings bonds.
Nicole Roberts: Savings bonds?
Jonah Roberts: Mortgage? No no no! We gotta do something really special with it. You deserve it. You owe it to yourself. Something like, uh ...
Nicole Roberts: A trip to Europe.
Jonah Roberts: A cigarette boat. Twin V-8. A spoiler. A nose that goes on forever.
Nicole Roberts: He doesn't want a stink pot. There's the sweetest little sloop for sale in the marina.
Jonah Roberts: Great - it takes a week to get across the harbour.
Nicole Roberts: What's your hurry?
Jonah Roberts: Dad's a busy man. He doesn't have time to sail.
Nicole Roberts: So you want the Environmentalist of the Year to drive around in a boat that pumps out his body weight in fossil carbons every hour?
Jonah Roberts: You're right. *I* better drive it.