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Gerry

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Little baby whale crying in the big blue ocean ,when up swims a teenage whale.

'Whats the matter with you then' he asks with a swish of his tale

'See that fishing boat over there ? Well those nasty fishermen just harpooned my Dad and killed him!' the little whale sobbed.

'Don't worry, I've got a plan. We can get our own back on those nasty fisherman. Follow me!'

So the little baby whale followed his new friend until they were lined up next to the fishing boat.

'When I say blow take a deep breath and together we will blow over the boat and kill all those nasty men' instructs the bigger whale.

With a huffing and a puffing together they manage to blow over and capsize the fishing boat.

But the little baby whale is still sobbing loudly.
'Whats the matter now?' asks the bigger whale.
'Well we've sunk their boat but all the men are still swimming around and my dad is dead'

'Okay look here's what we'll do. We'll just open up our big wide whale mouths and swallow them all down- that'll finished them off'

The baby whale looked at his friend with big moist eyes and shook his head in horror 'Look I don't mind the blow job but there's no way I'm swallowing the seamen!'
 
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