Monday Humour Boat related

[c_j]

So Noah is minding his own business when a familiar voice booms down to him.
"Noah, Noah, can you hear me"

"Yes yes I hear you Lord"

"Noah, I want you to build another Ark."

"Certainly Lord, will it be the same as the last one?"

"More or less but this time I want it to have 20 decks"

"20 Decks Lord, and will it have the animals in pairs"

" Not this time Noah, this time I want you to stuff every deck with fish, and not just any fish, It must be filled with Carp"

"Are we to expect another flood Lord"



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NO replies God "I just fancied a multi-story carp ark"




CJ
chris@stone.uk.com

 

[tcm]

te hee.

 

[aztec]

that was bloody awfull!

heres one..

name three types of owl indiginous to the west coast?

choises are....



barn owl....



tawny owl....






give up?






go on have a go....







TEET OWL....get it?.......teet owl.........TEA Towel ok forget it....you had to be there...

 

[ToMo]

Listen the thought of you helming a boat in that state is bad enough!....but fer crying out loud they don't let you near the wheel of a fire engine do they? You should tell that joke next time you are doing the washing up, with any luck it'll fall in the water and sink without trace!
;-)
TôMö