Mojomo dating agency ...

[ParaHandy]

seems we ought to offer this sort of facility so we can hitch stingo up with a woman. i need some help with the description of our fine friend which is worthy of him ... ?

 

[jimi]

Genuine caring sensitive male seeks nymphette as drinking companion for sex.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Look I'm sure he's a fine upstanding sort of bloke...
How many women we going to meet in mid-Atlantic?

 

[ParaHandy]

a picture would be helpful, no? I wonder if anyone can find the picture of our friend who's about the same height and build in his red grundies?

 

[machurley22]

Skipper seeks experienced crew for ocean crossing. Send undraped photo.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Er blimey. I may have signed up for the wrong trip...

 

[Stingo]

Doing my best to look scottish.