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Major Catastrophe

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on a shopping trip to Morrisons in Caernarfon for the usual order of tripe, crisps and cheap lager when the silence was shattered by some hooligan passing in his gin palace.

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Ha! If you look close enough you can see that the second switch down on the left of the electrical panel is wired wrongly.
 
seems to have a derogation from proceeding on the starboard-hand side of the channel, too, like all vessels constrained by draught beer.
 
Major Catastrophe said:
on a shopping trip to Morrisons in Caernarfon for the usual order of tripe, crisps and cheap lager when the silence was shattered by some hooligan passing in his gin palace.

Ha! If you look close enough you can see that the second switch down on the left of the electrical panel is wired wrongly.
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Donno who it is but it looks to be expertly helmed. Nice boat too. Anyway, it's third switch down on the left, pay attention at the back! :p
 
Major Catastrophe said:
on a shopping trip to Morrisons in Caernarfon for the usual order of tripe, crisps and cheap lager when the silence was shattered by some hooligan passing in his gin palace.

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Ha! If you look close enough you can see that the second switch down on the left of the electrical panel is wired wrongly.
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Hmmm ! looks like the arc only it isnt made of a natural substance.... it is however full of animals?

Tom :P
 
Philiz said:
Donno who it is but it looks to be expertly helmed. Nice boat too. Anyway, it's third switch down on the left, pay attention at the back! :p
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Phil.
Don't let them put you off with all the eletrickery talk it's got a very nice rooster tail that would take some beating by the other slowbows.:D:D
 
Okay, it was us. It was quite a nice day but hardly saw another boat. Went out on the early (ish) tide and dried her out at Abermenai to fit a new prop anode as the old one decided to part company with us a couple of weeks ago. Walk along the beach, pizza courtesy of Povidence, flirt round the bay in the dinghy, a quick kip, then back on the later tide.
There are worse ways of spending a Saturday!
 
Philiz said:
There are worse ways of spending a Saturday!
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:mad: Yes there are. Shopping at Morrisons and seeing you enjoying the water, followed by Providence and Zambuka, then back to the house to build a wardrobe, a bed, a display cabinet, put up hooks and prepare for a Sunday meeting in Reading, for which I had to get up at 5.30 AM for, having just put the clocks forward.
 
Philiz said:
If these weren't self assembly, I take my hat off to you. If they were, I bet you've got a bag of bits left over :)
No mention of a drinks cabinet I notice, can't help but think you have your priorities wrong.
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Quality self assembly, I'll have you know. Real wood, not chipboard or MDF!

No need for a drinks cabinet. Bottle's empty before it gets a chance to see the inside of one.
 
LittleShip said:
Just a couple of words I picked up on

Quality

Wood

I did notice that frozen snot wasn't mentioned.... :p

Tom
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Other words you have obviously picked up are, "Open another beer".

Now I'll have to pop down to the cheap beer emporium and buy some more.

Incidentally, Tom has removed the condom in anticipation of the storm he says is coming.

It's quite nice out there at the moment. ;)
 
I see that the Major is starting with quality wood furniture. I am begining to suspect that he secretly wants a quality woodie like Tom's.

Major, I don't know if you've ever had a woodie, but once you get one there is no turning back. You've beaten Tom to the ground about his "woodpile" and I think you should take a fresh look at the effort he puts in to have such a grand craft. You might want to lift his heart a little during these days a trial and tribulation. Next time you see Tom just say Tom, you have a lovely woodie. I wish I had one as nice as yours." It just suspect it will bring a smile to his face.

Bernie
 
Tresner said:
Next time you see Tom just say Tom, you have a lovely woodie. I wish I had one as nice as yours." It just suspect it will bring a smile to his face.Bernie
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If anyone expresses an interest in Toms woodie he always insists on showing it to them in great detail, telling them how floppy it was when he first got it, and how it takes it ages to come, sorry, go anywhere :eek:
 
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