Mass suicide pact..

[Colvic Watson]

At least you got people to rise to the occasion....


OMG - that is like the 2nd BEST JOKE EVER!

Nah, mine was a double-pun based on two meanings of dough and a play on his lack of flaunting. That makes it a triple joke and I was so pleased I rang SWMBO at work to tell her it. She laughed heartily. Unlike Guapa who was very grudging in his appreciation.

 

[Hydrozoan]

Nah, mine was a double-pun based on two meanings of dough and a play on his lack of flaunting. That makes it a triple joke and I was so pleased I rang SWMBO at work to tell her it. She laughed heartily. Unlike Guapa who was very grudging in his appreciation.

OK, OK - you've proved your point.

 

[Bru]

Nah, mine was a double-pun based on two meanings of dough and a play on his lack of flaunting. That makes it a triple joke and I was so pleased I rang SWMBO at work to tell her it. She laughed heartily. Unlike Guapa who was very grudging in his appreciation.

Oh NOW I get it. It may not have been the best joke ever but it was certainly one of the most subtle

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Nah, mine was a double-pun based on two meanings of dough and a play on his lack of flaunting. That makes it a triple joke and I was so pleased I rang SWMBO at work to tell her it. She laughed heartily. Unlike Guapa who was very grudging in his appreciation.

Tough audience these ECF lot....

 

[chinita]

Oh NOW I get it. It may not have been the best joke ever but it was certainly one of the most subtle

Contrary to popular opinion, the best jokes are not the ones which receive plentiful and instant belly laughs but the ones which - having been explained in very simple terms - leave the audience still unsure and a little bewildered.

It takes real genius; think of Tommy Cooper but as an autistic Savant.

Probably.

 

[Bru]

Contrary to popular opinion, the best jokes are not the ones which receive plentiful and instant belly laughs but the ones which - having been explained in very simple terms - leave the audience still unsure and a little bewildered.

It takes real genius; think of Tommy Cooper but as an autistic Savant.

Probably.

Hmm

I'm a bit simple me, can I just have the instant belly laughs please?

 

[Colvic Watson]

Contrary to popular opinion, the best jokes are not the ones which receive plentiful and instant belly laughs but the ones which - having been explained in very simple terms - leave the audience still unsure and a little bewildered.

It takes real genius; think of Tommy Cooper but as an autistic Savant.

Probably.

I've never thought of myself as an autistic savant. I will now.

 

[Athene V30]

Hmm

I'm a bit simple me, can I just have the instant belly laughs please?

+1

 

[Hydrozoan]

Contrary to popular opinion, the best jokes are not the ones which receive plentiful and instant belly laughs but the ones which - having been explained in very simple terms - leave the audience still unsure and a little bewildered ...

I thought that having to explain or draw attention to a joke rather destroyed it - but I now see that having one's best effort ignored is worse .

 

[chinita]

I always have to explain the Irish 'Knock knock' joke.

Here it is, ok?

You start..........

 

[Toutvabien]

Mummy, mummy, there is a man at the door with a bill.


Don't be silly son, it is probably a duck with a hat on.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

oh lordy......

 

[Colvic Watson]

I always have to explain the Irish 'Knock knock' joke.

Here it is, ok?

You start..........

Knock knock

 

[sailorman]

It`s Doctor

 

[Athene V30]

Mummy, mummy, there is a man at the door with a bill.


Don't be silly son, it is probably a duck with a hat on.

Made me chuckle!

 

[chinita]

Knock knock

Who's there?

 

[Colvic Watson]

Indeed, I think we'd all like to know. Anyway it's not my joke, someone else was supposed to be telling it.