Man who needs rescuing by RNLI has parked his car blocking the RNLI boat shed.....

Juan Twothree said:
People seem genuinely miffed when I ask them not to park in front of our boathouse doors.

Comments have ranged from "I'm only going to be a few minutes", through "Well where else am I supposed to park?" to the classic

"You can't launch anyway" (another car was already blocking us in) "so I might as well park here too".

Which she did, before walking off with her family for a day on the beach.
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Set fire to it.
 
Povremeni pomorac said:
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Cnut seems to have done repeat show all round the country, according to Wikiwhatever:
The site of the episode is often identified as Thorney Island (now known as Westminster), where Canute set up a royal palace during his reign over London.[9][10] Thorney Island is also a small peninsula within Chichester harbour, very close to another claimed location, Bosham and Conflictingly, a sign on Southampton city centre's Canute Road reads, "Near this spot AD 1028 Canute reproved his courtiers".[11][12] Bosham in West Sussex also claims to be the site of this episode, as does Gainsborough in Lincolnshire. As Gainsborough is inland, if the story is true then Canute would have been trying to turn back the tidal bore known as the aegir. Another tradition places this episode on the north coast of the Wirral,[13] which at the time was part of Mercia.
Must have been a big hit. Surprised Boris hasn't had a go at it.
 
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Resolution said:
Cnut seems to have done repeat show all round the country, according to Wikiwhatever:
The site of the episode is often identified as Thorney Island (now known as Westminster), where Canute set up a royal palace during his reign over London.[9][10] Thorney Island is also a small peninsula within Chichester harbour, very close to another claimed location, Bosham and Conflictingly, a sign on Southampton city centre's Canute Road reads, "Near this spot AD 1028 Canute reproved his courtiers".[11][12] Bosham in West Sussex also claims to be the site of this episode, as does Gainsborough in Lincolnshire. As Gainsborough is inland, if the story is true then Canute would have been trying to turn back the tidal bore known as the aegir. Another tradition places this episode on the north coast of the Wirral,[13] which at the time was part of Mercia.
Must have been a big hit. Surprised Boris hasn't had a go at it.
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Probably just needs some encouragement
 
Stemar said:
Ah well, I shall await my email. Since I've had a couple of them recently, it may be a while before I'm back to annoy you lot again.
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Since the censors don't like mention of the Danish King of England, whose name I forget, I have spammed them, so if anything else annoys them I shall probably be banned. Wokery at its most stupid. (Apart from crabiing around on one knee.)
 
Switzerland has a brilliant system of parking control. Anyone can erect a no-parking sign oin private land. The if someone parks you just cakl the local police station and they tow the vehicle tot he pound. It is so simple. No cowboys just simole control. The effect is brilliantly few risk it as you won't get a ticket you will just get towed.
 
Bloke doesn’t know whether to kick the tyres and hurt his feet , or film it happening - or try multitasking the two and fall over in so doing ? . Tough choices

Divided sympathies I imagine
 
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