Making Crew Pregnant

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And can you get one big enough for the whole boat?

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Well, the instructions always say "stretch over organ before intercourse" so if you can get a large keyboard instrument inside a standard sized one, you can probably get a larger model that covers a boat........................
 
is that a standard pipe organ or the new electronic type? I would imagine that for a pipe organ you'd need one for each pipe !! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Surely the aim is just to cover up the output ....
 
I meant one of those new-fangled electronic ones. The square footage of rubber required for a serious bass diaphason doesn't bear thinking about /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif.

I wonder if that's what is meant by an organ stop?
 
But with the "good" new electronic ones there are still large speakers ... do these need covering as well - or do you just cover the keyboard to stop the fingering?!
 
I think probably just the keyboard, though perhaps that's what Keith Emerson meant when he used to go on about having a "quivering stack" of speakers on stage?

Aaargh; showing my age............... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
I thought they were accountants!!!

Anyway, i have just seen the ideal craft for making crew pregnant,

Look at forum, page 1, "Wants Boat, SWMBO Wants Caravan"
if you take that offshore, your sure to be sh*g*ed!!!

but, plenty of headroom!
 
This one you mean
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Actually it's growing on me. What's the bid?
 
You lot make me laugh! Ha Ha

My dog-walking friend when I first moved to London told me that all the men in London were eunuchs (in her considerable experience). Without going into my researches in too much detail, I sadly came to agree with her.

Most of you lot when faced with a vamp like Powerskipper or PaulineB (or Jordan or Posh Becks) would run for cover. Talk is cheap; action needs energy, ability and intention. Those three are rare in modern man, who is invaraibly too tired, too pi**ed, or just plain too ambitious/overweight/incapable/old.

Also there is the threat from SWMBO in the background.

And another point to consider. Who would you seduce anyway? Who would wait around long enough to hear your chat-up lines?

Dream on guys.




This is the end of the lesson according to Becky (after a few glasses of wine).
 
As one of your Cherbourg crew Should i be worried about this Nick?

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Re: See also \"Cockpit speakers\"

What an amazingly popular post! Perhaps a sailors dream. What if its an all bloke crew?
 
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