lucky me

[byron]

<font color=blue>I took a chance and put my shorts on yesterday and sat on the back of my bateaux in the sun with a beer or two. As luck would have it no seventeen year old swedish blue eyed buxom blondes didn't pass by so I wasn't sexually molested.

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[simongoldthorpe]

You should have worn long grey socks with your shorts, then you WOULD have got molested, although probably by a scout master called Malcolm.

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[Observer]

>>no seventeen year old swedish blue eyed buxom blondes didn't pass by so I wasn't sexually molested<<

So if no blondes didn't pass by but you weren't sexually molested, it must have been the shorts which saved you. It works for me as well. I always manage to avoid sexual molestation when I'm wearing shorts.


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[byron]

<font color=blue>A pox upon you for noticing the double negative.

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[Observer]

A pox upon [me]?

I've so far managed to avoid sexual diseases as well (probably thanks to the shorts again). Thanks for the sentiment, tho'.

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[Guest]

There`s always the postman.

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[oldgit]

Re: lucky Them...

I think its all that drool down the front of the woolie that puts the girls to flight....

<hr width=100% size=1>Oooh look its still not dark and its nearly 5pm