London craps on Scotland

[jimi]

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[tcm]

ooh what fun. I think i will start eating some small gold-coloured things, and start a rather ghastly gold rush for the jocks.

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[Dave_Snelson]

Nothing new there then. London has been crapping on places north of Watford for centuries.

That said, I once owned a house in Yorkshire on a hillside with a very sloping moorland garden that grew nothing but sparse moorland grass.

I cut away a large flat terrace to make lawns and had almost placed an order for many tons of topsoil, when a friend of mine who worked at a sewage farm offered me many tons of "sewer soil". He promised me that it looked like soil and was virtually odourless. I was very sceptical at forst but having took delivery, I was surprised. It did look like soil, it was odourless and the growing qualities were just amazing. I had the best, fastest growing, greenest lawns for miles around.

It does actually work. And if you want to transform an old ugly open-cast site to a lush green site in the shortest time, then you are about to get it.

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[jimi]

Aha so that explains why Iweland is the gween,gween gwass of home?

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[whisper]

What a beauty /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[BrendanS]

Reminded me of the story of the farmer who got a little peeved with his local bank .The pictures in the newspapers were highly entertaining.

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[Jools_of_Top_Cat]

Lets not forget, there is going to be 2000 tons of crap travelling up the M1 each week, image the first jack-knifed wagon, dear god, sell your rag tops now!

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[Bejasus]

2000 tonnes of crap a week for 6 months. Fortunately, that will still leave billions of tonnes of crap left in London. ;o)

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[tripleace]

2000 tonnes * 26 weeks = 52,000

52000 = 52,000,000 kg

say average is 1/2 kg a load (slightly dried out), then thats

104,000,000 dumps



ok come who is responcible.......


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[Bejasus]

Is this why Byron is posting so little? He can't reach the keyboard from the loo seat. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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