Locky's Thoughts

[father_thames]

Locky\'s Thoughts

I am a locky keeper
I work upon the |Thames
Don't ask me what my hours are
Just say they never end

However I don't mind at all
I'm happy in my job
For me there is no better way
To live and make a bob

I've done it now for thiry years
me and my faith spouse
Tending to my locky gates
In my LOCKY HOUSE

But now the 'bean counters' come
He wants to chuck me out
An it's no use me complaining
Cos I aint got no clout

The river it keeps rolling on
And though it'll never stop
It is a fact, the bottom now
much closer to the top

The EA they don't want to know
When I voice my fears
It has no understandin
And it's got no ears.

I can't withdraw my labour
There's things that must be done
But I remember yesteryears
When working here was fun

So I must grin and bear it
and it seems a shame
That now I'm just a number
where once I was a name.

 

[Brayman]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

You'll always be a name to us matey.

 

[BG1]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Nice one - well said !

 

[No Regrets]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

He is a locky keeper
of that there is no doubt.
but even then, the EA bods
think they can kick him out

Remember the EA?
You pay them loads each year,
and if you gave them half as much
you'll still think it was dear.

The EA know their way
around the pointy end,
but of a pencil, not a boat
they drive us round the bend

They talk of 'Defra'
'Running costs' and 'economic cuts'
But you don't see those feckers
working out of wooden huts

Nor is their head office
going to be short,
of cretins wielding biros
who don't know left from Port.

But when the rains a cometh
and the river runneth fast
and houses flood or people die
they'll all be so aghast...

wishing they could turn back time
when things were not so rocky
and maybe they would reconsider
how they treat our Locky.

Keep him in the house
they built those years ago
Let him tend the garden,
The lock and river flow

For no-one does it better
is there all Night and Day
or knows quite how the River works
in the whole EA.


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To all you Lock keepers

 

[Captain Coochie]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Love it /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Sammo]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Nice to see my Poem back …hopefully it brought home to some the shameful treatment that has been handed out to the Lockys…

Welcome to the forum F/Thames …. stick around and share your thoughts with us….

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[Captain Coochie]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Of course i did know it was your poem , i just liked the twist no regrets put on it /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Chris_d]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Its amazing how these things get posted around the internet, you should ask for royalties /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[justapheonix]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Hmmm, too many lock keepers who think they're skippers, IMHO.

They're the servants, we're their masters, and so long as they (and we) remember that, we all get on just fine.

Aside from that, they're no longer trying to hang onto the last vestiges of a dying profession, I'm afraid - rather, many are clinging to the coat-tails of a dead one, and should recognise that it's time to move on - perhaps literally as well as figuratively, in some cases.

I have enormous respect for those who get it right, but no time at all for those who've proven to be a pain in the fundament too often.

 

[Sammo]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Good Troll /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[Brayman]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Bit blatant don't you think?

 

[Sammo]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

Yup...deserves a red card at least....


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[justapheonix]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

No troll, just a few heartfelt words from one who has seen some lock-keepers flex gracefully with the changes while others became caricatures of their kind. Very glad, on a recent trip, to see some familiar faces, even gladder to see a couple missing.

 

[windrash]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

[ QUOTE ]
Hmmm, too many lock keepers who think they're skippers, IMHO.

They're the servants, we're their masters, and so long as they (and we) remember that, we all get on just fine.

Aside from that, they're no longer trying to hang onto the last vestiges of a dying profession, I'm afraid - rather, many are clinging to the coat-tails of a dead one, and should recognise that it's time to move on - perhaps literally as well as figuratively, in some cases.

I have enormous respect for those who get it right, but no time at all for those who've proven to be a pain in the fundament too often.

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Err, Pardon! There really are some very strange people that inhabit our wonderful planet!!!!! Me thinks someone's been on the sauce?!!?
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No Man is Rich Enough to Buy Back His Past

 

[No Regrets]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

I concur.

Methinks he had a good bollocking by a Locky for going too fast in a lock stream /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[byron]

Re: Locky\'s Thoughts

[ QUOTE ]
I concur.

Methinks he had a good bollocking by a Locky for going too fast in a lock stream /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Naah! Sam (Uncle Albert) had it right first time. This is a nice Troll.