Poignard
Well-Known Member
If you want to get ahead - get a hat.
When I was 16, along with several other youngsters, I joined the Royal Navy, having been convinced by newspaper adverts that it would be a good thing to do. Once enrolled we were placed under the command of a very important personage called a Chief Gunnery Instructor, whose job seemed to be to make us wish we hadn't.
I never saw this man, who struck fear into everyone (including his superior officers), without his peaked hat on, until one day I was sent into the Gunnery Office to carry out some interesting and important work scrubbing old blanco from dozens of sets of gaiters ready for them to have new blanco applied. Sitting in a chair, smoking a cigarette and reading the Daily Mirror, was the CGI and, wonderful to behold, he was almost completely BALD. The spell was broken and afterwards, whenever I saw him strutting about bullying and blustering, I just remembered the little bald man reading the Daily Mirror. Just an ordinary bloke trying to make a living. No better or worse than anybody else.
Moral: we do judge a book by its cover
When I was 16, along with several other youngsters, I joined the Royal Navy, having been convinced by newspaper adverts that it would be a good thing to do. Once enrolled we were placed under the command of a very important personage called a Chief Gunnery Instructor, whose job seemed to be to make us wish we hadn't.
I never saw this man, who struck fear into everyone (including his superior officers), without his peaked hat on, until one day I was sent into the Gunnery Office to carry out some interesting and important work scrubbing old blanco from dozens of sets of gaiters ready for them to have new blanco applied. Sitting in a chair, smoking a cigarette and reading the Daily Mirror, was the CGI and, wonderful to behold, he was almost completely BALD. The spell was broken and afterwards, whenever I saw him strutting about bullying and blustering, I just remembered the little bald man reading the Daily Mirror. Just an ordinary bloke trying to make a living. No better or worse than anybody else.
Moral: we do judge a book by its cover