Steve Clayton
Well-Known Member
Yep, old as the hills, like the one about your mate with thr Rolls who crushed the offending Mini out of the multi storey car park, because 'He could afford to'![]()
I looked at a "pre-owned" Roller once; took it for a test drive; back to the showroom - looking the car over I opened the glove compartment and there were a couple of golf tees.
The salesman says " oh, they are to rest your balls on before you drive off"
I says " F... me. Rolls Royce think of everything!"