Lifts, Nips and Tucks

[paulineb]

There's a programme on TV tonight called Lifts, Nips and Tucks and it's all about plastic surgery being undertaken by men. So come guys, own up. Anyone here had anything surgically enhanced or plan to in the future? Which bit of you would you change given the opportunity.

Pxx

 

[oldgit]

As all men are created "Perfick" in every way cannot see possible to improve.......
Men mature Wimmin get old.

Service with a snarl.

 

[claymore]

Oh Pauline - I'm still reeling from the designer vaginas programme - don't think I could stand another burst of vanity surgery - still I wouldn't mind a 9 inch Willie - instead of this big stupid thing!
regards
JS

What care we - tho' white the Minch is,
What care we boys, for wind or weather?

 

[claymore]

Brave as ever!!

What care we - tho' white the Minch is,
What care we boys, for wind or weather?

 

[paulineb]

No, no, no you've got it all wrong as usual. Women improve with age and experience, whereas men enter their second childhood.

Pxx

 

[DepSol]

I have enhanced my stomach by pouring copius amounts of beer down my throat does that count???

Dom

 

[paulineb]

Certainly not, it has to be done by a professional doctor. And I'm also not going to allow Mr B turning his six-pack into a Stella cellar, because that too is a diy job.

Pxx

 

[david_e]

I would have mine shortened so that when I look down I think I'm fat. (at least it saves having to throw it over my shoulder and look like a petrol pump)

 

[paulineb]

Isn't it amazing? I mention plastic surgery for men and almost immediately the first few replies think I'm referring to your willies. It can be any part of your body. I'd like to hear Dr Boomer's analysis on this ;-)

Pxx

 

[BarryH]

Barry could do with a 2 foot long tounge and nostrils in his ears.

BarryH's wife Lisa

 

[paulineb]

Good choice Lisa, mmmm, oops I mean nm

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Pxx

 

[mtb]

At the age of 40 weight of 10 and a half stones how can I improve that.
Never had me nose broke so my looks are cool
one thing though all the years of welding have burned away my hair so getting thin on top, but that's taken care of by good hats !!
So what would you change PB !!
Mick

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/boats
I want a big steel ex trawler / tug v / cheap or swap for tug

 

[david_e]

Re: Willies

I didn't use the W word, just typical of females, think about sex every 7 seconds (according to the experts)

 

[BarryH]

You just wait till i bloody get home, for that you slack alice you can get my car out and wash it. And I've told you before LEAVE MY S*******G CONPUTER ALONE. your worse than the KIDS!!!!!!

Oh by the way should be home by about 6am tomorrow if all goes well, and what have i got for dinner, well breakfast your time.

 

[lanason]

Does having the SNIP count as enhancement - SWMBO was / is delighted with the surgery and the knock on effects !!!!!

Adrian


Don't call me "Sandra"
Cleopatra - yellow hull called Court Jester. Have you seen her ?

 

[Forbsie]

A few years ago, I got fed up with my 6-Pack and got a Party Seven implant.

But talking about DIY, I joined Richmond Library today and was browsing the DIY section. There in front of me I found a book entitled The Idiot's Guide to Breastfeeding! Alright, I know that it's DIY, but for heaven's sake...

 

[Trevethan]

Is the "knock on" effect the "no knock up" effect? *g*