LIBS VIP etiquette help

david_e

david_e

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Have been given a VIP pass for the Princess stand, is this worth having, will we get special treatment (someone said shampoo and canopy, is this for the boat?)and what do I say to salesbods to keep 'em from guessing that am actually a hairy arsed raggie?

What sort of intelectual questions would a prospective stinkie ask?

What are definate no-no's?

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1. Turn up in totally non-boaty clothes

2. in attendance should be tarty woman (wife?) and oldish young bloke (son from previous marriage?) and another oldish bloke (accountant?) and a baby (perhaps)

3. Smoke a really massive cigar

4. Ask single-word uestions. "Engines?" "Type?" "Generators?" "Number?"
"Cabins?" "Price?" "delivery?" and so forth

5. Start small (55 foot) and work up. Sneer frequently.

You will be a Top Prospect.

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No probs with tarty woman and sprog, might grab some unsuspecting drunk from outside the show to act as accountant, baby snatching could be difficult and a tad risky.

Have just been practising some of the others;-

Sneering at folk; might need a little more work - women at the co-op won't serve me anymore and the windowcleaner punched me on the nose.

Neighbour called the police said to report sighting of a weapon of MD then shortly after the Fire Brigade arrived to put the cigar out.

Alternatively could adopt the retired professional sportsman route, wonder if Nicho has any tips?

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I've got a VIP ticket ..... so whats the difference between that and a normal one.

What can a VIP do that a normal person can't ...... let me know quickly cus I'm going tomorrow and dont't want to miss out ..........

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There's no difference in reality. A VIP ticket is a normal one that by either telling lies or doing a lot of grovelling, you've not had to pay for.[shock]

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I think possession of a VIP pass means that you are allowed to go up to any of the babes on the various stands at the show, and make indecent proposals to them. I am not sure about this, however, so perhaps you'd like to put it to the test? Let me know when you propose to do this, and I will come along with my camera so that we have official verification. Or not. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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benefits VIP ticket

Axshully a VIP ticket (if to the show, a blue ticket, rahter than a VIP pass to a particular stand) lets you park in the East entrance carpark, right by the door, for free!

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