lessons learnt

[Searider]

as soon as we were back to the marina, took her home rather than the usual wash down and covers on!

How remiss.

Phils SWMBI is not allowed off the boat until she has been washed down and her covers put on for the journey home.

 

[Kawasaki]

Phils SWMBI

It's SWMBO you terwat

As in she who must be obeyed
Tis a mans thing
subservience to the fairer sex
an Rumpole of the Bailey and all that bollux
Two drinks mentioned in one sentence.
***** me I'm good

 

[Searider]

It's SWMBO you terwat

Just because the I and the O are adjacent on a qwerty keyboard, you have assumed my podgy fingers have been directionally inaccurate.

Big mistake!

It was Phil who told me about she who must be ignored.

Something about the effin parrot making more sense.

At all costs
Under any circumstances
Even if it affects national security
for legal reasons
Health and safety
Human rights act
Tis a man thing.

 

[Kawasaki]

Tis a man thing.

Yes.
I remember spending a night aboard Briza
When Mirrormile was parked alongside
Being lulled to sleep by the gentle lap lap lap of water against the hull
The lap lap lap got faster
and faster
and faster
and even faster
'big tide tonight' I thought
Then the sound of breaking glass and an effin parrot squarkin 'man overboard man overboard
Tis a man thing

 

[DevonPhotographer]

She
Who
Must
Be
Obeyed
innit

Loving It, Innit hehe