Lazy Jacks

jimi · 9 Jun 2005

Mine have stopped working completely, any tips on how to get them started again?

temptress · 9 Jun 2005

well they are suppose to be Lazy...

Das_Boot · 9 Jun 2005

Give the main a good flogging it might be a lesson for the jacks.

Cornishman · 9 Jun 2005

If they are Cousin Jacks from Cornwall fear not, they've gone to the Royal Cornwall Show and will work again drekly.

stevebirch2002 · 9 Jun 2005

If they have five beans in their pockets and are leading a cow to market then just threaten them with

"FE FI FO FUM........."

BlueSkyNick · 9 Jun 2005

Typo?

Did you mean to say Lazy Jocks? There are many of those around - I reckon they are a lost cause.

Lakesailor · 9 Jun 2005

So, is that like a "lazy lob" then?

claymore · 9 Jun 2005

Re: Typo?

Exactly - which is why I can't be bothered to join this thread

Lakesailor · 9 Jun 2005

Re: Typo?

You'll kick yourself when you realise ...........

graham · 9 Jun 2005

Slacken them off a wee baw hair....

LadyInBed · 9 Jun 2005

Give them a quick Jill

claymore · 9 Jun 2005

Re: Typo?

Realise...?

Lakesailor · 10 Jun 2005

Re: Typo?

Realise that you have joined the thread you couldn't be bothered to join.

Ships_Cat · 10 Jun 2005

Reinstate their daily rum ration.

John