latest self inflicted injury

[simonfraser]

tried, and succeeded only too well in pushing industrial wet wipe back into the plastic X hole, finger followed the wet wipe, this is not to be recommended, it seriously hurts, and no, you can't just pull your finger back out. only the carefull use of a sharp knife relieved the situation /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

i wonder how many folks have done something similar whilst out solo sailing, say get your finger stuck under a line on the winch ???

 

[Beadle]

The only answer:

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday,this is "Annie", "Annie", "Annie",
Mayday, one mile South of Brandy More.
There's a rope in my propeller and the bloomin' anchor's dragging
And the wind and tide are setting me on shore.

I should have veered more cable, but now I'm quite unable
For reasons you could never hope to guess.
I find it hard to say how things came to be this way
But I've never ever been in such a mess.

When the rope went in the screw, there was nothing I could do;
I knocked her out of gear and tried astern;
But even as I tried, the bloomin' engine died
And the shaft is quite impossible to turn.

The gland is leaking badly and I tried the pump but sadly
There wasn't any water coming through.
I took the pipes asunder and found the fault - no wonder
For the valve was jammed wide open by a screw.

I tried to shift the thing with a wire and then with string
It wouldn't budge and desperate at last
I poked it with my finger, and now till death I linger
With my index digit in the pump and FAST!

I've got communication for I'm trapped in a location
By the wheelhouse and the window's open wide
The VHF is handy but the hacksaw and the brandy
Are miles away across the other side.

In utter desperation I've considered amputation
But with 'Martell' anaesthetic out of reach
And the saw I need is too, there's nothing I can do
But pray that I'll be washed up on the beach.

In the bilge the level's rising at a rate that's quite surprising
I can feel her lurch and wallow in the swell
And should poor Annie sink - the thought I dread to think -
When Annie goes Yours truly goes as well.

I've never shot an albatross - don't even have a gun
Yet 'Lady Luck's' abandoned me, but why?
The only slightly wicked thing I know that I have done
Was to make the Lifeboat Lady pass me by.

I saw that Lifeboat Lady with collecting box and flags
Her eyes alight - I knew that I'd been spied;
I hesitated, feigning I was fumbling for my fags
Then altered course across the other side.

Forgive me God, I realise the move I made was mean -
Not like me - I recall it with dismay.
If you could find it possible to scrub my record clean
I'll keep it thus for ever and a day.

I hear the lifeboat coming, I recognise the drumming
Of the diesels when they're running out of synch.
Any moment now I know, they'll board and rig a tow;
How they'll free me from this pump I dread to think.

'Silence Fini', now its past. On the harbour wall at last,
I'm waiting to beach 'Annie' on the tide.
'Mong the faces on the quay, there's one that frightens me
Her eyes alight - I know that I've been spied.

At sea I wasn't queasy, but now I'm damned uneasy;
Not the trauma nor the prospect of a wreck,
Nor the very narrow shave - its the look THAT lady gave
And conscience like a millstone round my neck.

 

[VicS]

[ QUOTE ]
say get your finger stuck under a line on the winch ???

[/ QUOTE ] Always have your knife handy so that you can cut your finger off if necessay. Problem resolves itself eventually when you run out of fingers.

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[harvey]

Excellent!!

 

[pampas]

Now you know how a Crab feels. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Beadle]

Personally

I would recommend a junior hacksaw rather than a knife.

Cutting through a bone with a knife is very difficult, you would have to dislocate a joint - quite painful.

Every first aid kit should have one.

 

[webcraft]

Beadle, that's an amazing tale . . .

Yours or where from?

- W

 

[Beadle]

I assume you mean the poem and not the advice re amputation.

Its from up your way actually.

It was written by the former coxswain of Kirkcudbright lifeboat. It used to appear on some of the towns publicity material. I picked up a copy several years ago when I kept the boat over that way.

 

[Searush]

[ QUOTE ]
Personally

I would recommend a junior hacksaw rather than a knife.

Cutting through a bone with a knife is very difficult, you would have to dislocate a joint - quite painful.

Every first aid kit should have one.

[/ QUOTE ]

Cut with sharp knife at next joint. It is much quicker to cut through ligament than bone. Despite St John's advice to contrary I would tend to use a ligature to restrict blood loss too, especially just above an amputation! Just don't leave it tight long enough to kill the remaining flesh.
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[JKay]

Mr Rush

You are right again,with a sharp knife I can cut a Bulls leg off

a finger would take a milli second(not mine tho') /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Dislocation not required

Cheers Joe

 

[JKay]

Who wrote it?

I have connections with Kirkcudbright and would love to know

Cheers Joe

 

[Beadle]

Not entirely certain, but I believe it was one George Davidson.

 

[boguing]

I don't think you can run out of fingers, you'll have five left. (Or four and a thumb for pedants)

 

[JKay]

Thanks

Joe