Keeping warm in bed on these cold nights

[SimonX]

Keeping you warm? Are you even married!

Menopausal women are a greater heat source than a small nuclear reactor

 

[zoidberg]

We use up to three in a single bed

Certainly beats an electric blanket.... or it did when I was a student!

 

[Boathook]

Just imagine how long this thread could become, if Bouba reports that his water bottle develops a leak. He'll spend half the winter trying to decide if he should fix the water bottle, or replace it........

He will spend the first half of winter trying to find the leak !

 

[fearmhuir]

Electric blanket and a duck n down duvet keeps me toasty even in Northern Ireland winter misery..

Nice and warm in Bangalore today - pleasant 26 C, last night 18 C

 

[harvey38]

Menopausal women are a greater heat source than a small nuclear reactor

And both inflict catastrophic effects when they explode..........

 

[Mr Googler]

Do you talk to your wife in bed?…..only if there’s a phone close by