Jugged hare, canned pilchards, tinned sardines......

[Becky]

and so on. Just thought I would add these before anyone else.

I will leave the appropriate commenst to the rest of you.
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[Parsonsheath]

pickled matelot?

 

[Lakesailor]

I think you've missed the point somewhere along the line. Unlike 'Tossed Salad', we can't make schoolboy humour work on tinned sardines..........

Unless someone knows better?

 

[jimi]

spoilsport .. bet you were a prefect at school!

 

[Grehan]

What about . . .

Gassed badger?
Liberated guinea pig?
Foxed hound?

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[Becky]

MY partner, Richard always likes to tin the bare ends of wires prior to connecting them. But even he couldn't get the solder to flow on a sardine.

See??

 

[Lakesailor]

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MY partner, Richard always likes to tin the bare ends of wires prior to connecting them.
See??

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[Magic]

Mmm Sardine jokes.....School boy humour.....

Okay first to come up with the best sardine jokes win's the "Pelagibacter ubique" award.

 

[Kilter]

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Mmm Sardine jokes.....School boy humour.....

Okay first to come up with the best sardine jokes win's the "Pelagibacter ubique" award.

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I was never any good at sardinic humour /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[BrendanS]

A baby sardine was happily swimming in the ocean near its mother when it saw its first submarine. The mother sardine quickly reassured her frightened offspring. "Don't worry, dear. That's just a can of people."

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside!

The bartender asked the sardine why his friend the whale is sobbing at the bar.
The sardine replied: "Am I my blubber's kipper?"

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[Lakesailor]

Well I'm big enough to admit I'm wrong.

I just wish I hadn't been. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[jimi]

And anchovies

.. what's the smelliest thing in the world?

 

[BrendanS]

Re: And anchovies

an anchovies %$£% (hint, it would have to be a female anchovy!!!!)

 

[jimi]

Re: And anchovies

Wrong .. its my grundies after a fortnight on the boat .,..

 

[Lakesailor]

Re: And anchovies

Oh I got into terrible trouble for that. Soliataire won't look at my posts now.
Ce la vie.