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A sixteen-year-old girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she
has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to
the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!!" The girl picks up the phone and
makes a call.
Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature
and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in
the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells
them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a
beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and £500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll f*ck her again!!!"
<hr width=100% size=1>Jim
Draco 2500
has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to
the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the
girl is pregnant.Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!!" The girl picks up the phone and
makes a call.
Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature
and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in
the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells
them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a
beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and £500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll f*ck her again!!!"
<hr width=100% size=1>Jim
Draco 2500