JOTD

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> Christmas special for you
>
>
> >There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
> you
> >tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.
> >
> >I know we all have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
> handled it.
> >
> >An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
> approached
> >the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
> doctor for today?"
> >
> >"There's something wrong with my penis'," he replied.
> >
> >The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't't come into a
> >crowded office and say things like that."
> >
> >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
> >
> >The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
> >this room full of people.You should have said there is something wrong
> with
> >your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the
> doctor in private."
> >
> >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
> >
> >The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> >
> >"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> >
> >The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> >advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> >
> "I can't piss' out of it," the man replied
> >
> >The doctor's office erupted in laughter
>


Jim
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