Joker of the Month

[Ohdrat]

Re: ooooh i dunno

Good heavens Sailbad what did you do???????????

However I wouldn't reccommend as marriage guidance.... just look at Claymore's profile../forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[ecudc]

Re: are you trying to get me killed

oh dear oh dear.

Tesco do a very good frozen yoghurt, not quite as good as the real thing taste wise but just as good in bed. Is she doing the dr atkins (crackling allowed but bread not) if so try strawberry's hand fed to SWIMBO. As I am on this bloody diet I'm currently trying to come up with a way to make ice cream with stweetener. If I find out i'll let you know.

Also suggest that you rent girlie DVD or buy yummy diet food with your new joint bank account switch card. As SWIMBO is on diet suggest you definately get "Bridget Jones" or "The Truth About Cats and Dogs".

PS. Flowers, jewelery and sexy underwear also work wonders.
PPS. To work DVD plug the scart lead into DVD and TV. Switch on DVD player and TV. Usually the DVD player will automatically take over and you just put the DVD in and press play. If not there should be a button on your remote that looks a little like an arrow pointing left, press this. Now that wasn't hard was it. Suppest u try this for the first time away from SWIMBO unless you want to be laughed at.

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[tcm]

Re: Kingfisher II - for the record

erm i have had a couple of PM's asking if I was involved in the challenge! I must confirm that I wasn't. In fact, I am probably now bottom of the list of potential candidates for any future challenges.

In typical fashion, I have failed to haul together a list of the eight spoof threads. No, I didn't intercept anything, that was part of the joke. I spose the full list could be found, using "andrew AND kingfisher" to search for the first few, and then "kingfisher AND 5,6,7,8 " for later ones.

My favourite is Jimi's "forum meeting" thread where he describes his fist meeting with Claymore.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Misunderstanding

>My favourite is Jimi's "forum meeting" thread where he describes his fist meeting with Claymore.<

Fist meeting? I thought they were the best of pals. Or maybe they're just keeping alive an old Gorbals tradition.

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[tcm]

Re: Oops!

That probably came later. I meant "first" meeting, of course.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Misunderstanding

Ditto.. infact I think we should allow double acts into the nominations.. Claymore and Jimi.. or even trio Claymore, Jimi and Parahandy.. a sort of Gorbal Goodies of the yachty world..

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[claymore]

Blood Brothers

Nae messin' youse kick ma pals an' youse is kickin me - then I kick youse. Simple formula an 'at, bit wun we find werks.
Onyways TCM wiz richt - it wiz fisties frae ra stairt coz we had tae ken wha' wiz boss. We'd a tripple knokoot - which ment we tairned intae a cummittee which wiz fine onyways.

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Claymore
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[Ohdrat]

Re: Blood Brothers

Sort of Storming, Norming and Drinking then/forums/images/icons/wink.gif then I guess you storm again.. anyway whats wrong with being The Gorbal Goodies of the Yachty World?.. I'd take it as a compliment/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[claymore]

Re: Blood Brothers

Fer ra sumple reesun - ef we ivver gaed hame an they foond oot as we wiz goodies - we'd be deed.

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Claymore
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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: with much thanks to ecudc NOT

dear ecudc
you mentioned

Tesco do a very good frozen yoghurt, not quite as good as the real thing taste wise but just as good in bed.

i mentioned this. now i have to say that at the time i did not have yor exact words infront of me so i now realise i misquoted them slightly. the conversation went something like this.

me. have we got any frozen yoghurt in the freezer?
swmbo don't think so, why?
me. i thought it might cheer you up
swmbo why?
me. cos it is almost as good as sex, which is obviously not on offer what with me being in the doghouse
swmbo ( sounding irritated) and who told you that?
me. oh someone on the forum
swmbo who jimi?
me. no educ or somthing. anyway she's a woman
swmbo really?
me. yes and she said i should try it
swmbo and did you discuss anything else with her?
me. not yet. well she said she likes sexy underwear.
swmbo does she?
me. no, not like that. she means she thought it would be great if i bought some sexy underwear . look, i mean it would be good if i got some for you. you'd like it, when you've lost the weight ofcourse

at this point it all got a bit
shouty
and swmbo stormed off so thanks


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[ecudc]

Re: with much thanks to ecudc NOT

Sorry sailbad I think you are beyond hope. Suggest you try out the "Hugh Grant" in four weddings and a funeral look, thereby everyone you meet will automatically assume that your genes make you say absolutely the wrong things at the wrong time.

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[steffen]

Your lying again...

said Snowwhite while sitting on Pinnochio's face.

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