Joke

[tonybarebones]

A man was driving down the road and ran out o f petrol.

Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of petrol,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.

Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his fuel tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my fuel tank'?

The bee answered,

Wait for it….wait for it…………

You're just gonna love this…


B.P.


(I see you smiling)

 

[chrishelen]

Groan. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Sailing_Matt]

That's a cracker!

 

[PCUK]

Reminds me of the lady who decided to have a butterfly tattoed on her b*m. Sadly the tattoist said he could only do Bees. She thought about it and decided that that might be quite nice so went ahead and had one on each cheek.
That evening she bent over the table and lifted her skirt to show her husband who angrily shouted:-
















"who the hell is BOB"!!!

 

[tonybarebones]

How True

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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[PCUK]

A white horse went into a pub.
The landlord said, "we've got a whisky named after you"!
The horse said, "What - Eric"?

boom boom!