Will_M
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Subject, Old Sailor..
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once
more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old
sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your
money back!"
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once
more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well old
sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your
money back!"
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