Joke & caption ..

[ParaHandy]

(tribute to a certain rugby team from north of border)

A child's dilemma.

Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".



Queen "you know, i inherited this job"
Bush "funny ya should say that ..."

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[ColdFusion]

Or what about:

"The Americans will not attend the next Rugby World Cup until the semi-finals but in future years we will amend the records to show that we were in fact the most important team in the tournament and Hollywood will make a film about it."

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[ParaHandy]

Bush: "jeez, mam er Queen Liz, should ah leave a tip for your servants?"
Queen: "no need, Mr President, they're paid quite enough by the Daily Mirror"

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[BrendanS]

Bush: Ma'am no offence, but I thoughtified you'd be mighty fine intern

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[ParaHandy]

Queen: yes I'm commander in chief of the navy too and had my own yacht, Britannia, you know but Mr Blair said it was too expensive to replace"
Bush: "Hell ya shoudda told me, mam, whaddabout the El Mansour?"

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[BrendanS]

Bush: I hear that in this part of the world wimmin are traded for camels. How many 'Camillas' are you worth?

<hr width=100% size=1>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo

 

[BrianJ]

Kim will tell me off if I post anythig in reply ,so all I can say is I didn't read this one ...
BrianJ

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[ParaHandy]

oh ... go on ..... !!

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[jimi]

Queenie "We're having problems with our oldest lad"
Bushie "Sorry to hear that Mam, shall I take him in hand?"
Queenie "Last thing we need,really!"

<hr width=100% size=1>O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!

 

[ParaHandy]

Bush: "Ma'm, I admirify your patience, that Camilla must be a pain in the backside your magistry"
Queen: "Well yes, Mr President, one does keep reminding Charles that the frontside is where one normally enters"

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[Twister_Ken]

Caption

"And after dinner Mr Bush, we shall all dance to the band of the Coldstream Guards."

"Great, your Majesty. I'll lead, you Brits can follow."

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[Sybarite]

Re: Caption

Naw :

He's asking " And when are you up for reelection?"

John

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