Jimi caption competition

[iangrant]

Captions please:

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[Stinky]

"Please, don't do that to my sheep". "I know its dead but I still love it"

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[Clive_Rigden]

" . . . And you can get the cricket on it . . ."

<hr width=100% size=1>Khyber

 

[dralex]

PLOT THIS, BABY.

<hr width=100% size=1>Life's too short- do it now./forums/images/icons/wink.gif

 

[tcm]

"Who's a coochy-coo then?! Does baby like Daddy's stupid hat? Yes you do!!! And ...er hang on a minute, i've only got three kids haven't i ? Or is is four?"

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[Twister_Ken]

"You must be kidding. You mean it's not really Christmas yet."

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.writeforweb.com/twister1>Let's Twist Again</A>

 

[zefender]

Lost property for garden gnomes? Yes, I've lost my fishing rod...

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[longjohnsilver]

Wot a jolly little gnome I am. Now where's my fishing rod?

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[longjohnsilver]

Snap!!

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[SadandSolo]

F#ck me its a steak and MUSHROOM Fray Bentos

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[Cotillion]

No, no, no. The heads are midships

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[jhr]

"These new on-board urinals are quite something, aren't they"?

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[TheBoatman]

Amazing it says "I'm in the harbour and I AM, now what's the WT for the Scotch bottle"

<hr width=100% size=1> WT should read WP<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by TheBoatman on 28/09/2004 12:19 (server time).</FONT></P>

 

[Ohdrat]

Ho ho ho.. Santa's shaved his beard off..

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[Cobra]

Hey! Look! I can write my name on the bulkhead!!

<hr width=100% size=1>When God invented time he didn't give me enough of it. ND!

 

[Ships_Cat]

Benny Hill watching a dirty movie.

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.

 

[jhr]

"A satisfied customer tries out his new NASA combination Plotter and Dance Mat, in the privacy of his yacht".



<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[Magic_Sailor]

"Hargh...Just like that!

Magic

<hr width=100% size=1><A target="_blank" HREF=http://practical-business.co.uk>Click for website!</A>

 

[cloudnine]

Ian, I've found Roger!!!

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[tome]

And are these the spare engine mounts?

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