jimi - any good? (slightly boating question)

[Phoenix of Hamble]

How about PERL

Prefers Extremely Regular Lager

 

[jimi]

ageist homophobia

SQL

Senior queers lambasted

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: ageist homophobia

Wow....

MySQL

Many Yotties Seek Quick Love

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: ageist homophobia

to repeat a phrase...

Bollox.... you beat me to it....

 

[jimi]

Peeping Tom and Shagger

Peek and Poke

 

[Twister_Ken]

Mac OS X surely

Mac systems attract only a discriminating minority, and of course Mac (or Mc) comes from 'North of ra border, doon Glenrothes way".

OSX - Obscene Scottish Xerograph

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Peeping Tom and Shagger

Now that just shows your age.......

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Peeping Tom and Shagger

Compiler

Cant Often Manage Port, Instead Likes Evening Rum

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Peeping Tom and Shagger

And how could we forget our dear old friend BASIC

Bloody Awful Sailing Inside Cowes

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Re: Mac OS X surely

UNIX

Unquenchable Numb Intoxicating Xerostomia /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Mac OS X surely

Gosh!/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I'm not sure I can follow that!

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Mac OS X surely

WINDOWS

Would Ingest No Drink, Only Went Sailing......

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Re: Mac OS X surely

Or to put it into the Gaelic "blind drunk with a parrot sh*tting in it - oh all right then, just one for the slipway" . . .

/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Re: Mac OS X surely

You did pretty well with that one though /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[jimi]

Huge posterior from sitting in cockpit

VBA

Very big arse

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Huge posterior from sitting in cockpit

DBA

Dangerously big arse

 

[tome]

Re: Huge posterior from sitting in cockpit

When you get your specs back, C++!

 

[jimi]

Re: Huge posterior from sitting in cockpit

XSLT

Extraordinarily splendid large tits

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Huge posterior from sitting in cockpit

Or when you've had a bang on the head, C*