I've lost my heater and its very cold

[Cindrella]

I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

I live in Essex and some one has stolen my Eberspacher heater .. just ripped it clean out .. all they've left is the exhaust fittings and the trunking . sob .. sob. Who would do such a mean thing?

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[Talbot]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

Wait a couple of weeks and look on ebay!

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[longjohnsilver]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

Look on the PBO forum, someone has a cheap source of ex BT Eberspachers.

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[Cindrella]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

Who's that? My boat is called the "Big Tomato" becaause I could'nt find a pumpkin and the fairy godmother got a bit confused.

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

Mmmm.

And there's JohnM announcing that he's just bought a 2nd hand one!

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[Talbot]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

You could look on the bright side, the trunking and exhaust are the most difficult bits to install, a replacement heater unit on ebay is only abt £300. Doesnt stop it hurting of course. These scumbags who rip people of need stringing up by their b*lls.

Did they do any other damage- cause presumably the heater unit was in an after locker

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[BrendanS]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

It was the bailiffs acting for the Fairy Godmother.

You didn't return the coach by midnight, and you lost a very valuable glass slipper

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[BrianJ]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

Gunna be 29*C today..bit cooler tomorow.. 32*C Sunday ..come on over and forget bloody heaters, bring thongs , T shirts and shorts.
BrianJ

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[Deep_6]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

You don't need a heater - have you never heard of Laying In The Lee Of Bum Island!

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[Gunfleet]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

Where's your boat?
signed
Nervous of Essex

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[Gunfleet]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

All right all right... that's it. I'm obliged to grass you up to Mrs Twister Ken for a) too many pints of Guinness b) noticing the girls serving the pints of Guiness were not ugly c) flirting with RN Lieutenant d) being mesmerised by said SL's swinging hips (it was a girl) d) flirting with the French girly on Taylor's stand e) being mesmerised by her wiggle f) going back for more Guinness. I bought the heater in Kent. I rest my case.

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[Gunfleet]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

You're a wretched man Brian. We were scraping ice off our cars today.

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[tcm]

Re: pull yourself together

You are flippin hopeless. It's your ugly sisters to blame, and you should go round there and duff them up. But unfortunately, you such a totally girly drip that you won't do this, nor will you do anything about the forthcoming Royal Ball, relying entirely on other people to provide you with everything from the dress to the transportation. The Prince must be a dimwit to fancy a total airheaded loser such as you, and DON'T try and pretend that you have gorgeous looks becos seeing as your sisters are so awful that they are called "The Ugly Sisters" you can't exactly be much of an oil painting yourself eg your feet are so oddly shaped that nobody else in the whole kingom has the same shoes.

Do some sweeping to keep warm is my advice.

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[Cindrella]

Re: pull yourself together

Button up and listen! I've had a depraved er deprived childhood and my tootsies were so tiny I could only get end of lines at Russel & Bromley. I've fought hard for my benefits supplemented by a meagre income from Burgerking after migrating from somewhere the social security benefits are'nt as good. MY sisters are so ugly cos their father was a Bradford barrow boy and the beer had affected his sperm quality making it more like a sweaty Bratwurst salami .. mine on the other hand was a good clean living Scotsman.
I need heat for my boat cos Imy slippers get brittle in the cold and I can'nt go to the balls then. Have you ever tried going to a ball in a boat called the Big Tomato? Its wery difficult even if it is a trailer sailer Macgreggor particularly when the ball is at Balmoral .. my last exit was quite stunning as I roared off down the Dee.

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[ongolo]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

If you are cold, could be that you have the wrong woman.

We in Africa say, you must always have a fat woman, a fat woman keeps you better warm in Winter and provides more shade in Summer.

Sorry to hear your heater is stolen, but considering the african way might be a quick and cheap, multi-purpose solution.

regards ongolo


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[Twister_Ken]

Re: I\'ve lost my heater and its very cold

I wouldn't rest your case in Essex if I were you. Sounds like if you did it might get nicked.

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