I've been especially selected

[DanTribe]

I'm so lucky.
I've had an email telling me I've been specially selected to be allowed to buy a VIP ticket for Southampton Boat Show for only £100.
For that, I not only get a ride on a motor boat but free morning coffee and afternoon tea and permission to buy a drink in a bar with a view of the marina.
I must be so much more important than the rest of you plebs.

 

[erbster]

No you're not. I had one too.
I'm tempted to buy a ticket, even though I don't want one because I'll save a whole tenner....

 

[uxb]

That's three of us 'Special People' on here then... I'm not taking any clients to entertain and there are other 'pay bars' on site so I think I'll save my hundred quid to spend in them...

 

[TiggerToo]

That's three of us 'Special People' on here then... .

make that four

 

[Rosa]

And me makes five

 

[Twister_Ken]

six

 

[lustyd]

I too have been specially selected. Since I'm so rich I plan to ignore the mails and pay full price on the door and then buy the biggest Sunseeker at the show to ensure that next year they address me as "most special"

 

[onesea]

I too have been specially selected. Since I'm so rich I plan to ignore the mails and pay full price on the door and then buy the biggest Sunseeker at the show to ensure that next year they address me as "most special"

I guess you will be eight..

And I will be 9...

 

[Steve Clayton]

I guess you will be eight..

And I will be 9...

...and me makes 10 and SWMBO 11

 

[Tony Cross]

So you're not so "special" after all then?

 

[colind3782]

11. I feel so proud!

 

[dylanwinter]

11. I feel so proud!

no-one asked me

not special

despite my special needs

D

 

[DanTribe]

no-one asked me

not special

despite my special needs

D

I should hope not, we can't have actual sailing people cluttering up the VIP ghetto!
You'd probably turn up wearing a Casio instead of a Rolex.

 

[Blueboatman]

Does it have to be a weal wolex?

 

[FullCircle]

I bought 8000 tickets at the special price so I can sell them on EBay for a profit.
Cornered the market. Hah.

 

[snowleopard]

If you weren't a bunch of old ****s you would realise that 'special' is a term of insult among the young.

 

[[70521]]

I must be very special then

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

hah.... i'm 12 AND 13..... doubly special... so there!

 

[flaming]

I'm still not special.

Really must have a word with someone about that.

 

[Talulah]

I unsubscribed after the last 'your special' offering.
It worked. Nobody labeling me with 'special'. Now I can feel quite ordinary.