It's Sunday humour!!!

[ToMo]

It\'s Sunday humour!!!

A religious young woman went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times." The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

 

[ccscott49]

Re: It\'s Sunday humour!!!

Nice one Martin! The girls in the logging unit out here loved it, even got a smile out of one of them!! tee hee

 

[ToMo]

Re: It\'s Sunday humour!!!

Thanks Colin, do you like this cat or should I get a bigger one?

 

[ccscott49]

Re: It\'s Sunday humour!!!

How big is this one?

 

[ToMo]

Re: It\'s Sunday humour!!!

holds both hands out and says "about this big!"

 

[BarryD]

Re: It\'s Sunday humour!!!

ToMo - the stress is getting to you, give up this rag 'n stick stuff and come back into the fold <G>

Go left, YOUR OTHER left for pete's sake
(IMHO, BTW, FWIW and NWGOI)