Torontotonto
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It\'s 16 deg F below freezing outside....
As I navigate myself weirily to my berth on the Northern shore of Lac Ontariario- and for those of you who are interested - at 23.50 ET, it's 16 deg F outside ( and I've just let the bloody cat out!) - mild for this time of year - trust me.! And I ponder! You've heard the descriptions of those less fortunate than ourselves, - He is (seldom a she!) 'two bricks short of a load', ' not the sharpest knife in the drawer', 'a porkpie short of a picnic' and the bizzarly descriptive 'thick as s***'' amongst many others. Well, I'm trying to collect similar descriptions of the not so fortunate, but applicable to those in the boating fraternity. I only have one so far. (He is) 'one wave shorrt of a shipwreck' But, of course, there must be many others.
As you wonder back from church this wonderful Sunday morn, consider, - any good ones you can pass on?
Oh, better let the cat back in and thaw it out with the hair drier. Again!
As I navigate myself weirily to my berth on the Northern shore of Lac Ontariario- and for those of you who are interested - at 23.50 ET, it's 16 deg F outside ( and I've just let the bloody cat out!) - mild for this time of year - trust me.! And I ponder! You've heard the descriptions of those less fortunate than ourselves, - He is (seldom a she!) 'two bricks short of a load', ' not the sharpest knife in the drawer', 'a porkpie short of a picnic' and the bizzarly descriptive 'thick as s***'' amongst many others. Well, I'm trying to collect similar descriptions of the not so fortunate, but applicable to those in the boating fraternity. I only have one so far. (He is) 'one wave shorrt of a shipwreck' But, of course, there must be many others.
As you wonder back from church this wonderful Sunday morn, consider, - any good ones you can pass on?
Oh, better let the cat back in and thaw it out with the hair drier. Again!
