Is this for real?

[Cheery]

How do you call the harbourmaster up and request a berth?

https://www.worthavenueyachts.com/yachts-for-sale/fukhov/

"Repeat vessel name again"

'I said...'

 

[rubberduck]

Fukhov !

 

[Bouba]

It’s a publicity stunt for a vodka brand of the same name

 

[markc]

There's a boat moored on our quay called Pan Pan.. that could get pretty confusing