Is this dangerous?

[Coupe]

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[Nautical]

Only if SWMBO catches you with her on board /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[D3B]

used to be someone on the site would have given a full Health and safety report and risk assessment on that one /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[D3B]

but i can see a nice loop for the boat hook should she fall in /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Nick_H]

No, its only a small crack

 

[mjf]

Tender looks a bit flat to me

 

[powerskipper]

very! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gifif not Innocent !!!

now do you need help with an excuse if found out, I am sure we could come up with a few that mite even be believed. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Whitelighter]

Ver, very dangerous. The boat is clearly a Searay, and quite a big one, and looks to be in the USA. Therefor, likely to have twin petrol engines so prone to spontaneous combustion and as such very dangerous indeed!

 

[Coupe]

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now do you need help with an excuse if found out, I am sure we could come up with a few that mite even be believed. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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She's from Customs & Excise love - honest /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[powerskipper]

but what customers is she teaching that involve exercise then . /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[gjgm]

yes indeed. I think he should at least have waited for her to put on her lifejacket before demonstrating how to inflate in orally.

 

[powerskipper]

that has just given me a very vivid mind picture, now I will never be able to look at a life jacket mouth inflating tube thingy in the same way again. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[timbad]

Not dangerous at all she needs is a pair of deck shoes so she doesn’t slip!!
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[spannerman]

Definitely, if she has any sun-oil on her there is a grave danger his hand could slip up onto her left fender!

 

[duncan]

agreed - remove orange string and other items likely to get caught up on a boat and add deck shoes.

in this case orange stillettos would seem appropriate........ /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[Channel Ribs]

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...now I will never be able to look at a life jacket mouth inflating tube thingy in the same way again. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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That is going to cause a regular smirk excuse for you, enjoy /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Channel Ribs]

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in this case orange stillettos would seem appropriate........ /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Dont you just love the matching watch /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[rickp]

You've been studying the photo just a little too hard, dontcha think? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Rick

 

[epervier]

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Only if SWMBO catches you with her on board /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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then you take a quote from 'Allo 'Allo

"you stupid women, can't you see this poor unfortunate girl is about to fall having not eaten for days trying to illegally enter the UK to seek asylum!"

 

[nightjar]

It's my daughter...honest !