Insults

[boatmike]

A hearty thank you to all my readers.
It has been a wonderfully uplifting experience to exchange insults with you all. I feel it to have been an extremely socially rewarding afternoon and will now retire to my kitchen to cook dinner for my lady friend with the warm glow of something achieved. For those of you so obviously new to the gentle art of abuse, don't lose heart. You will eventually get better at it. A special commendation goes to Jimi who is a quite naturally rude b*****d and inclined towards the noble talent go boil yer nuts ye wee caladonian git....
For the most improved insulter this afternoon I would like to offer a special award to BrendonSlimeball who even as I speak is attemping to do better. With a little help from the rest of us he could well turn into a proper class A1 A***hole.
So its goodnight from me and B*****cks to the lot of you!

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[BrendanS]

Foul spoken coward, that thund'rest with thy tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform.
- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus

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enjoy dinner


<hr width=100% size=1>Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

 

[[2068]]

Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.

(Antony and Cleopatra)


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[graham]

"Go boil your nuts"?

Was that Othello?

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[waterboy]

mmmn. could be an intersting case here.

<hr width=100% size=1>I never make the same mistake twice. I always make new ones.

 

[tcm]

yeah, shurrup from me as well, daft git!

JD Weatherspoons, Last Friday.

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[[2068]]

I shall live to knock thy brains out, and anyway, thine breath stinks with eating toasted cheese.

(The Dog and Bucket, Dec 2003)



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[BrendanS]

Pah!

Coffee breath, go suck a mint. (anonymous girl, 1981)

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[dralex]

Lady friend- more like boy friend. And that warm glow - you've sh** yourself.


Night night f*****

LOL

Alex


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[BrendanS]

Most fun I've had in ages. Must keep these as regular threads!

If I want the advice of a dullard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until some either speaks to you or spits at you, got it ??


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[ianwright]

Now, Children,,,,,,,,

It seems to me, oh best beloved, that there are those among us who would benifit from a lesson on the difference between argument and abuse and also on what occasions they should be used.
Just a thought,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

IanW

<hr width=100% size=1>Vertue 203, Patience

 

[BrendanS]

Re: Now, Children,,,,,,,,

I think you'd need to have read the original thread to appreciate that everything is actually good natured

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[boatmike]

Yes! There's no doubt you are getting the hang of this. Keep it up S***face!

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[boatmike]

Well said our Host, "if you are for showing pique,
I'll joke no more, not with an angry man."
The worthy Knight immediately began,
Seeing the fun was getting rather rough,
And said, "No more, we've all had quite enough."

Goeffrey Chaucer
Canterbury Tales...... circa 1388

Till next week that is......

Boatmike 2004.....


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[bob_tyler]

Re: Insults NB

Would it not have been appropriate to end the subject line - NB?

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[BlueSkyNick]

Re: Insults NB - standing for ...

......Nasty Blighters (or similar)

<hr width=100% size=1>There is no such thing as reality, only different people's perceptions of a situation.