paulineb
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In anticipation of Jimi\'s post tomorrow
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In anticipation of Jimi's post tomorrow
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Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
Re: In anticipation of Jimi\'s post tomorrow
Gawd help us ! !
Wait for the discussion of which one is most suitable ! !
Gawd help us ! !
Wait for the discussion of which one is most suitable ! !
jhr
Well-known member
Re: In anticipation of Jimi\'s post tomorrow
Hmm. But do they make hat-sized ones, for d!ckheads? Naming no names. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Hmm. But do they make hat-sized ones, for d!ckheads? Naming no names. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
mirabriani
New member
Re: In anticipation of Jimi\'s post tomorrow
Ski-ing at Stowe next month
I have been warned it is very cold
If so I'll be lucky to find it, never mind fill one of those!
Regards Briani
Ski-ing at Stowe next month
I have been warned it is very cold
If so I'll be lucky to find it, never mind fill one of those!
Regards Briani
Sybarite
Well-known member
Re: In anticipation of Jimi\'s post tomorrow
The mind boggles at the search you must have done.....!
John
The mind boggles at the search you must have done.....!
John
janeK
Member
Re: In anticipation of Jimi\'s post tomorrow
An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't
even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
`Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor."
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle
in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad,
passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell ye, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided was not good?"
"No, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show
me face in Starbucks again. "
An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't
even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
things went."
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
`Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor."
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle
in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad,
passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell ye, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided was not good?"
"No, no, no, doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But, sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show
me face in Starbucks again. "