I'm now a hooligan

[Mrs Seagoon]

For 3 years running we've visited the land of mists and mountains hoping whilst caravanning to do a spot of fishing out of Barmouth and for 3 years running have been greeted with gales and rain lasting the entire holiday. Is that anyway to greet cash spending visitors - I ask you?

Traditional Manx greeting to a visitor: "Hullo ! I heard you were coming over. When are you going back?"