If....

I was looking the other day at some old papers, and laughing at all the different courses I had done over the years on sailing.

I did not have any mates with boats, so realised I needed the basics before committing myself, so over the years started with dinghy sailing theory, then dinghy sailing practical, then estuary sailing theory, practical, coastal navigation, etc., etc. At the same time I think I got hold of and read so many tons of boating books that the floor on the house groaned. All the courses and all the reading were worth it in that they prepared me for the next step, but there can be no substitute for time on the water, and a healthy respect/fear of the water!

I reckon family have outstripped me in learning because there is now a boat in the family, on one day out two sons in law learned enough to spend the day happily tacking and running round the Essex coast, sure I was there to teach, but there was no way they could have reached that stage through book learning.

Happily there are courses there, but they do no more than a day or so out on a friends boat, they point the way and are very much a starter, and are just one way to get going.

The best way is hands on experience with friends/family, saiing is a learning curve at all levels, though most of us are happy to sit at the bottom of the stairs!

My fear is a bit of paper could lead to overconfidence, and danger.

Ramble over!!
 
Re: Beating our rescuers into teachers

And why ever not? I recently attended a graduation ceremony where young persons in cap & gown were awarded 'HND in popular music' so why not 'bachelor of science in knowing which is the sharp end of a boat' or even 'doctor of flag etiquette'
 
Oh no! Not another certificate! Everyone will want one too.....
I remember Spike Milligan when he was discharged fron a psychiatric clinic holding up a piece of paper and saying This certificate says I'm sane. Bet none of you b****rs can prove you are......
 
Mobile phones on planes

In the same way that sharp objects are confiscated at airport security so, shirley, should be mobile phones. If we are commanded by sundry trolley dollies to abjure the use of mobile phones during flight, because they will affect the delicate electronics of the kerosene kite conveying us towards the sunset, then the in-use inflight mobile phone becomes a weapon of mass disruption, from which we should be relieved for own safety.

I do, though, fail to see what effect hanging a token would have. It would be far more dissuasive to hang a management consultant, investment banker, corporate attorney, pop concert promoter, aerobics instructor or author of lifestyle guides. Even better, one of each.
 
Re: Mobile phones on planes

Indeed you are correct - the token hanging of a token would appear merely as a token gesture to most.
I bow again to you superior intellect and razor sharp mined.
 
If clutching a piece of paper makes you actually feel safer then just think what a whole toilet roll could do.
Just think of all the jobs and bumf that a centrist government could create by certification...and then the fees..and the annual updates..Ah .Fair maketh me want to become chancellor just to count all the loverly dosh.....
 
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I do, though, fail to see what effect hanging a token would have. It would be far more dissuasive to hang a management consultant, investment banker, corporate attorney, pop concert promoter, aerobics instructor or author of lifestyle guides. Even better, one of each.

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Hang the Bloody lot - And all politicians while you're about it !

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Re: Belated congrats

Well, Thank you Ken.

Yes, I'm very pleased with her. I've now got her wired up for shore power, so I can do a few bits of work on her without freezing my rollocks off. Keeps me out of mischief, and out from under SWMBO's feet as well - Which is probably more important !

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Oh no! Not another certificate! Everyone will want one too.....
I remember Spike Milligan when he was discharged fron a psychiatric clinic holding up a piece of paper and saying This certificate says I'm sane. Bet none of you b****rs can prove you are......

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Funnily enough mine doesn't specifically say I am sane............Possibly just an administrative oversight /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

And it's the most useful bit of paper I have ever had.........cos it meant the f#ckers let me out /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
 
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