I thought the bailiffs had come.

[Major Catastrophe]

7.30 AM and was woken up to a lot of banging on my front door. Okay, the doorbell is a bit temperamental.

"Sign here" Says the man, thrusting a machine at me.

I signed, noting that the resulting electronic signature could never be linked to me, not even after extensive forensic investigation.

I withdrew to the kitchen, put the kettle on and attacked the package with a kitchen knife.

Out popped a nice bottle of 10 year old single malt.

The note read. "Sorry Major, sincere apologies, I forgot to send you this last year."

What a pleasant and unexpected surprise.

If anyone else has forgotten to send me a bottle in appreciation, I am running low of gin and pimms.

 

[sailorman]

i had a bottle of Plymouth for you /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gifbut as i had mislaid your address we drank it /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Lawsy]

It wasn't from kawasaki, was it? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif. I really must change my medication /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif!

 

[RobWales]

Out popped a nice bottle of 10 year old single malt.

Yeah right! taste it first Major.......Cold tea? or even Pee?
You never know? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Major Catastrophe]

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It wasn't from kawasaki, was it?

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No. Rich doesn't do giving away booze. Anyway, I saw him yesterday with another miserable bunch of would be PB2'ers.

Noticed his technique during the berthing lesson is not to linger long enough near the pontoon to allow any of them to jump ship.

 

[LittleShip]

Was it from the forum administrators!!

Tom /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[AIDY]

and all i got was a pack of 80 value tea bags /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[Major Catastrophe]

[ QUOTE ]
Was it from the forum administrators!!

Tom /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

No. They are still on my hit list for biased rulings.

Was looking for you yesterday, as I fancied a rummage in your drinks cabinet.

Was told later in a phone call you had retired to PD club for a snifter. I was approaching Chester at the time, but decided that an hours drive back for a stab at a free drink was a bit drastic.

 

[LittleShip]

Watched the G P in the pub and met one of SWMBOs school teachers. You should have phoned the drinks cabinet is full again.............. shhhh! dont let Kwacker know!

Tom
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[Cliveshep]

Nice to see you back again, I missed your posts mate!

 

[Kawasaki]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It wasn't from kawasaki, was it?

[/ QUOTE ]

No. Rich doesn't do giving away booze. Anyway, I saw him yesterday with another miserable bunch of would be PB2'ers.

Don't encourage Im
It's been quite nice on ere lately!



Hactually.
The PB2' ers were quite jolly as we entered the Council Estate.
I spotted MC suspiciously sloping along the main walkway (as He does) when He gave Me the Wink!

As the most nervous of the crew was about to slide the R.I.B expertly agin said pontoon (well obviously after a mornings Instruction from Me) /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif MC , with Miltary bearing, asked The Helsman to proffer His nessecary crendentials!!.

Poor beggar was even more taken aback when MC finished peeling a tight rubber sort of surgical glove onto to His right (probing) hand!

MC, what the Feck were you up to?

That took some explaining you twat!

Needless to say.
The Helm made rather good speed back to Menai Bridge.
The 5kt speed limit was ignored.
I reckon it is 3 miles back to Base from Dinorwic.
Lost me hat and fags!
Well, try lighting up at 50 kts!

Well it took about 10 mins, swellies was a blurr and that included loading on the trailer

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[Major Catastrophe]

[ QUOTE ]
Poor beggar was even more taken aback when MC finished peeling a tight rubber sort of surgical glove onto to His right (probing) hand!

MC, what the Feck were you up to?

[/ QUOTE ]

Cleaning out Waeco fridge freezer with Milton fluid. But at least they were clean if an internal search was required.

 

[Kawasaki]

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But at least they were clean if an internal search was required.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nearly required as it happened.

Eventually though.
I did manage to clear said Helman's passage (to His wallet)! and buy me a few in the Liverpool Arms.

Spose I owe You a Pint now!

Surgical Glove will not be required.

There is an old wooden 32 ft Small Ship in the Vicinity.
Keeps loads in the Bar/Drinks Cabinet.

Not a Prob for a Welsh Scouser.


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[peterandjeanette]

Can I have a guess?

Is it anything to do with our meeting last year?

 

[Major Catastrophe]

[ QUOTE ]
Can I have a guess?

Is it anything to do with our meeting last year?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes!

I think it got lost in the post, but it was a very welcome sight. It must have cost most of Callum's pocket money.

 

[Hugh Foulis]

I think poor Callum has had his piggy bank raided because I got mine at the time and Ive finished it now.

If you need any help with finishing yours I'll be happy to oblige!

I wish Al had some more stuff he needed shifted

HF (hic)

 

[jhr]

Alistair seems to be doing serious damage to the image of the stereotypical Scotsman. I met him at the Guinness stand at SBS last year. Could I buy him the first drink? Could I, f***!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Major Catastrophe]

[ QUOTE ]


If you need any help with finishing yours I'll be happy to oblige!

[/ QUOTE ]

Gerofffff! S'mine, all s'mine.